I hate women. i know i might only be 15 but still oh im going gay i dont care if that sounds a bit over the top. sorry to put something stupid but its the only place i can speak exactly what i feel :headvswal

women are the bain of the male existence do we really need themlet me think hmmmmmmmm

1/ lady bits (yes)

2/lady bits(yes)

3/lady bits(yes)

4/ oh yeah they are usefull in the kitchen and behind a hoover(yes)

 

ok thats 4 yes then bummer looks like ladies are here to stay :slap: :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

do what i do get a gf that pays

 

she buys my contact lenses and meals and i eat alot being a bodybuilder lol

 

sweeten her up with a few teddies at first like u spent alot of money buy her a rose when shes upset and ull be laughing

If I had to do that every time SHE got pi$$ed off,I would need a fookin alotment :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

:xxx: :xxx: :xxx: i cant believe this crap ,go out with the 5 fingered widow for a while then

If you turn gay remember dont be selfish :rant: If your a giver remember to give the reciever a "Reach A Round" :D :D

on average they are shallower than men (despite claiming otherwise), more deceptive, weaker etc. etc...this is because they are basically baby-machines and if they find a better insemination male or baby-carer/funder, they will be off. But u gotta treat them like fook-holes wihtout them knowing [how controversial is this ?! :nelson:], because that's the man's strategy. You fook em, and they fook u !!

 

Falling in love is very dangerous. It can be great but usually ends in lots of misery and bitterness, as most women don't know what love really is. Their brains get messed up by hormones. Male brains are superior and usually capable of deep love (while also deep sexual gratification without love). Most women can't tell (or have) love & sex apart. The world was built by men. Women now want it back as they think they own it ! :nelson:

on average they are shallower than men (despite claiming otherwise), more deceptive, weaker etc. etc...this is because they are basically baby-machines and if they find a better insemination male or baby-carer/funder, they will be off. But u gotta treat them like fook-holes wihtout them knowing [how controversial is this ?! :nelson:], because that's the man's strategy. You fook em, and they fook u !!

 

Falling in love is very dangerous. It can be great but usually ends in lots of misery and bitterness, as most women don't know what love really is. Their brains get messed up by hormones. Male brains are superior and usually capable of deep love (while also deep sexual gratification without love). Most women can't tell (or have) love & sex apart. The world was built by men. Women now want it back as they think they own it ! :nelson:

Fookin hell how deep is that, I love it :bow: :bow: Im sure its bound to offend somebody but Fook it its bang on :bow: :bow:

if you ever get to the stage you want to get hitched remember the following

 

getting married for the sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for the free peanuts.....

 

or to put it another way......

 

if it wasn't for marriage, men would spend their whole live thinking they were right all the time

Don't hang everything on looks (not saying go for a moose either). The better looking they are the less personality they have and the better they lie. I have 2 ex's who were models - both completely shallow, cunning, thoroughly decietfull, borderline lunatic, useless sacks of cosmetically pleasing flesh.

 

They all look the same with the lights out!

 

I should also add... they're nothing special in the sack either, even if they do seem to come across as ooooosing sex!

maybe that's bacause life is easy for attractive ppl, so they develop no character ?

so true nelson :D i love it!

 

hahaha

 

-v-

women lead you on........and when you decide to take it to the next level they mess with your head......they dont know what they want half the time.....stick to getting pissed.....and having the odd hand shandy......bitches......

lads good lot of stupid advice but she just been round my house to talk and for the moment we just mates. its true they dont know what they want

this thread is fookin awesome. You should print it and show it to your friends!!

 

Dude, dont let girls fvck with your head when your 15. Just shag her best friend or her sister. You'll feel a lot better about yourself and you'll be really popular at school!

or her mum or let one of us do that for ya :rofl:

Has anyone ever told you all that you have issues and are extremely weird. Well if they havent i am, but because of your cars i really like you all.Is there anything you cant help with

aids, worming, space exploration, levitation, menstruation, molecular teleportation...

that's me but some of the other guys on here might have answers on the above :)

Has anyone ever told you all that you have issues and are extremely weird. Well if they havent i am, but because of your cars i really like you all.Is there anything you cant help with

Trust me, you will be as 'weird' as us in a couple of years ;)

Trust me, you will be as 'weird' as us in a couple of years ;)

would not suprise me, all i have to do is look at my dad and i can see that i will

Also want to say, I cant wait to get one of these awesome machines, im just going to go cruising 24/7

or her mum or let one of us do that for ya :rofl:

or her granny........ :D

do what i did once

i begged and begged to get back with an ex of mine (she agreed after she had a bit of fun) then arrange to meet her, say maybe at the cinema or shopping center

 

then go and get another girlfriend or pay for a woman to accompany you lol, and when you get there, tell her you have changed your mind and introduce her to your new girlfriend

 

i will gaurentee that when the ex says she will meet you, she will have a friend of hers with her and it will emmbarass the fook out of her

 

works a treat mate, just remember women are just serpants with t1ts lol

arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh never get back with an ex just made this mistake and now i wish I had not, playing the field is a lot less stressful + you can have more than one if your good enough ;)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh never get back with an ex just made this mistake and now i wish I had not' date=' playing the field is a lot less stressful + you can have more than one if your good enough ;)[/quote']

But your in twice as deep $h|t when you get caught and what happends if your gf #1 answers the phone when gf #2 calls? :)

women are like z's.

 

ton's of really shit ones out there...

the good ones are all taken...

they look nice but can be a pain in the ass...

cost a fekin fortune to keep...

bits start to sagg with age...

the more done up they are - the less your parents approve (my fave :) )...

not easy to get into...

turns more heads with the top off...

tha faster they go the more stupid your smirk becomes...

... something to do with G's and the G spot...?

 

 

Maybe this should be the start of a new thread?

where are all the female replies?