Just got this in an e-mail. (sorry about the big pics)

 

An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep on his farm.

 

After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

 

This is what he found!

 

 

aahhhh snake aahhhh snake aaaoooooo its a snake

matey, thats fooooooooooooookin scarey :shock: :shock:

:shock: Omg

:shock:

 

That's one ugly mother of a snake! Crickey! I've lived in Africa (when very young) and seen some big ones but this takes the cake (or sheep in this case). Didn't know snake had teeth other than a pair of fangs ... Suppose that as they're angled backwards it's to hold the prey in and prevent it from wriggling out of it's huuuuuuuge mouth as it decides it doesn't really want to be there.

 

Question though ... how did this snake pass through two sets of electric wires (all the while rubbing against them) and then turn back to bite the fence? Wouldn't have thought a snake would bite a fence for no reason ... although I suppose having a high voltage run through your body you're likely to do silly things ...." ;)

 

Cheers!

 

Dan >

PMSL. Looks like we found out what happened to the snake after all???? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

A fitting end?

Fooking hell its mouth is nearly as big as my EX WIFE !!

Fooking hell its mouth is nearly as big as my EX WIFE !!

 

Now theres a fookin good idea.................. :bow:

About seven years ago I was bitten by a twelve foot one of those and as strong as I thought I was I could NOT get it off my arm for about 10 mins.

However once I did get it off I knocked fook out of it :rant: :rofl:

About seven years ago I was bitten by a twelve foot one of those and as strong as I thought I was I could NOT get it off my arm for about 10 mins.

However once I did get it off I knocked fook out of it :rant: :rofl:

 

Did it end up the the drink Mac? :bow: :rofl: :rofl:

Did it end up the the drink Mac? :bow: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

LOL no mate I sold it :rofl:

LOL no mate I sold it :rofl:

 

 

NO! I hope a new one arrives for the next JAE.

Question though ... how did this snake pass through two sets of electric wires (all the while rubbing against them) and then turn back to bite the fence? Wouldn't have thought a snake would bite a fence for no reason ... although I suppose having a high voltage run through your body you're likely to do silly things ...." ;)

 

maybe the current is in pulses - say once per 20 seconds or something - the electric fence around my yard at work pulses every 2 seconds. surprised that snake didnt rip the wire in half and make a start on the giraffes, its hyowje! :eek:

Now wonder Southern hemisphere lamb is so expensive!!!

Man that's abiiig snake, I grew up in Borneo and the local paper used to run a competition for who could catch the biggest python, my old man and his mates used to go out drunk with the locals and bring back some monsters!

imagine that sucking yer....

:eek: dont show Russ that snake or it will be in his shed next :D

Just got this in an e-mail. (sorry about the big pics)

 

An Australian sheep farmer was puzzled at the disappearance of sheep on his farm.

 

After a few weeks of sheep disappearing the farmer decided to put up an electric fence.

 

This is what he found!

 

 

 

sorry mate it ain't Austrailian, that snake is an African rock python and you are not allowed non native animals in oz

I wonder what it's Sh*t looks like ? :x:

fooookin ell im sure he's eaten steve erwin that snake guy LOL!!!

Thats not a snake, thats a little pussy cat :D

surely snakes don't have teeth like that? might be photoshopped but i don't know shit about snakes :)

 

-v-

surely snakes don't have teeth like that? might be photoshopped but i don't know shit about snakes :)

 

-v-

 

 

Oh yes they do.I have had them burried in my arm and because they are hooked you cant pull the ******* thing off :eek:

i used to like snakes now im thinking again

OMFG !!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: