Well, there i was on my first outing around the estate with my little un being the good father, going trick and treating. Calling at doors for chock bars with people looking back at my little boy in his skeleton suit saying "arrr, go on choose somthing etc......." , knowing they wont get tricked as a 4 year old ain't capable of doing anything. Well, guess who got home to find that some little bazzards had painted all over my front window and doors of the house. Why me??? No other 'fooker' got it FFS :rant: All the cars down the street got it aswell. I was expecting a Turd through the letter box LOL. Must be the Johno luck again.

Anyone else got done over last night :headvswal

Nope, made my dinner by candle light and hit the sack. No problems. Car wasn't even egged or anything. :)

Well, there i was on my first outing around the estate with my little un being the good father, going trick and treating. Calling at doors for chock bars with people looking back at my little boy in his skeleton suit saying "arrr, go on choose somthing etc......." , knowing they wont get tricked as a 4 year old ain't capable of doing anything. Well, guess who got home to find that some little bazzards had painted all over my front window and doors of the house. Why me??? No other 'fooker' got it FFS :rant: All the cars down the street got it aswell. I was expecting a Turd through the letter box LOL. Must be the Johno luck again.

Anyone else got done over last night :headvswal

 

 

Fookin hell mate :rant: what did it say? or was it just paint?

 

Well last night I was fookin sick of the door going so I had a plan :rofl:

 

My kids get more fookin sweets from Grandma than they know what to do with,they eat a few out the packet and they get pushed to the back of the drawer.Then the new ones come and it goes on and on.

When I looked at the back some were out of date from last Jan :rofl: So I thought why throw them out,give them to the little *******s that will come knocking on my door on trick or treat night :rofl:

So i tipped them all in a fookin big bucket and put them behind the front door,I am not joking when I say I had to answer the door over 20 times.

Well I had no dammage to any cars or property because I was one of the very few in the street handing out the goodies.

Hope the little twats all had the shits today :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hope the little twats all had the shits today :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

PMSL. I just ignored the door. no damage to either car. Great idea Mac.

lol, nice one Mac. maybe syringing in some liquid laxative wouldnt have done any harm either...

Buddy i said FFS why us?? No one else had a pumpkin outside there house except me and im the one that got done over. Next year i wont bother and i'll just keep sticking dog sh#t on the path so everyone treads in it b4 they get to the door LOL At least we all know never to come to your house bud :eek:

Fookin hell mate :rant: what did it say? or was it just paint?

 

Well last night I was fookin sick of the door going so I had a plan :rofl:

 

My kids get more fookin sweets from Grandma than they know what to do with,they eat a few out the packet and they get pushed to the back of the drawer.Then the new ones come and it goes on and on.

When I looked at the back some were out of date from last Jan :rofl: So I thought why throw them out,give them to the little *******s that will come knocking on my door on trick or treat night :rofl:

So i tipped them all in a fookin big bucket and put them behind the front door,I am not joking when I say I had to answer the door over 20 times.

Well I had no dammage to any cars or property because I was one of the very few in the street handing out the goodies.

Hope the little twats all had the shits today :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: