went to email max power ref. my light thing, hehehe came accross this page, a few examples

of a few cop jokes

 

You only caught me ’cos I let you. I demand a re-match.

 

You only caught me ’cos I let you, but you are faster than that copper yesterday.

 

for more click here__

http://www.maxpower.co.uk/advice/advice_gatso_copexcuses.asp

 

Like it, especially this one

 

How ironic, I was just wondering about joining the Force. Do you get trained, or were you born an arsehole?

 

Sums up recent events for me!

 

 

Originally posted by BigRoy:

Like it, especially this one

 

How ironic, I was just wondering about joining the Force. Do you get trained, or were you born an arsehole?

 

Sums up recent events for me!

 

 

LMAO

 

Me too mate, do the British Police actually solve any real crime these days? Or do they just spend most of their on shift time in Tesco buying food? FFS they're getting like yank coppers with the doughnut & coffee problems!

 

My impression is this...British coppers now join up to pursecute the British motorist and let Nick Ross and Crimewatch do all the serious fucking legwork for them in solving any real crime!!!

 

 

 

People are complaining that they have taken, what is it 300 traffic police, on to stopping street crime.

What are they on about? Whats more important, catching some one doing 36 in a 30 zone or, how about stopping thinks like mobile phone theft where only a few weeks ago a girl was shot in the head for her phone. Lucky she moved and the bullet only skimmed her head.

We all know why. You can get money for solving a murder, stopping a thief.

The Police has now turned into a business and not a service/force.

Did you know that Police Officers sue more people then any other profession.

One sued a bike owner whos bike had been nicked, cos he was in the chase of the bike and witnessed the thief being killed on the bike! His argument was that he didnt secure it properly.

A few weeks ago I read in the paper of an officer who has been off sick for 13 years on full pay with a bad back and hasnt even handed in a sick note. And no medical records of a bad back or even seeing a doctor complaining about one.

 

I hate the police, I havent met a nice one on the street.

 

Twice I have been pulled over,

Once for them to tell me I went round a sharp corner too quick and he said he saw me slide. BOLLOCKS, first I took it a 25, I didnt slide, and DOES THIS LOOK LIKE YOUR AVERAGE CAR!

And the second time a officer, drove down the wrong side of the road past about 4 cars, blocking on coming traffic to tell me, my number plate was wrong. His words where, "The 7 should be next to the H" WTF. It is.

"Slow day?" I replied. I noticed that the lights I stopped at where on green plus a small jam was pileing up infont of him and I knew he was taking the next turning to the station.

 

Stuart.

 

Dont get me started on the Police

Im 18. I have been pulled over 16 times. 1 ticket.

Do what i do, DEMAND to know why youve been pulled ( if you have been behaving yourself of course). i usually get, We are looking for a car similar to yours Sir, BOLLOCKS there isnt one! Why did u pull me over, You have to have a reason its the law! SILENCE!

Unfortunately that aint true anymore Roy For some reason the filth are now allowed to pull you over even if they simply feel like it - this was due to too many people getting off the drink driving charges, by saying they were not driving in a suspicious manner - so they changed the rules in their favour Now let me see that would suggest an attitude of guilty before proven innocent wouldn't it??? Hmm one law for the traffic division another for the rest.... Says it al really! What next? The filth being allowed to simply walk into your house, JUST IN CASE you have a splif or two??? Hmmm....

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

I wonder if the 5'O monitor newsgroups in a '*T*urbo *D*iesel *I*njection' stylee.

If they are then I would like to point out that I have a perscription for all my collection of intoxicants.

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On a serious note on Roy and Iain and their jobs as stoppers of agro - it really surprises me that there is not a little more, shall we say, 'professional courtesy' between the 5'O and doormen.

FFS old bill and doormen are in the same line of fire! arsehole chino-boy weekend shandy drinkers oot for a scrap. I worked alot of bars in my youth, some of em none too savoury and in my experience the doormen wade in where old bill fear to tread. So when one of these clowns gets a gentle slap and told to go home, then comes back with a knife well what can they do. Me I hide behind 2 foot of mohogany bar coz im a short arse, but the old bill - they sit in their cars till the bar has been smashed to pieces.

Well thats my experience anyways.