Saturday afternoon, nice weather, was in the Zed in the fair town (reads, dump) of Bridgwater (Bilgewater). Waiting at a set of lights, and some young lad, chavish looking, slows town, ( had the t-tops off mind), shouts 'ponce'.....I mean, what is the point? Did it give him some kind of sence of self worth as he 'burned' off the lights in the opposite direction in his 'modded' 1200 Corsa 'wiv wheelz an zorst'!? :xxx:

Makes me laff,....spotty little boys in really sh*te cars screaming around with all 1000cc, making lots of tinny noise with really bad zorsts...w*nkers...

 

I had a couple of boys in a Fiesta try to scream away from me on the A12...I mean...a bl**dy Fiesta...I wasn't gonna but felt I had to get level and laff and point at their sh*te car...then I realised it was a bloke and a realy ugly bird...he was sooo embarassed...

i had same thing the other week in worcester was driving to work in the z and 3 chav lads shouted fooking show off twat, as the road was quiet i pulled over and got out of the car never seen chavs run so fast before :xxx: if u ask me it's down to jealousy if they cant have it they shout abuse about it :mac1:

Had some young lads in Keved up Sierra Cosworth the other night revving there engine up at me at the lights and doing the old \/\/anker sign.. :rant: Thought Fook it, ignored them just looked straight ahead and give em what they wanted when the lights changed, a bloody good kicking!!! Cossy was left for dead as you can imagine, did get great satisfaction from it though.. Silly boys thinking they could beat a 402Bhp Z'ed!!! :D

Ive had a couple of occasions when similar thing have happened when ive been out cruising in my Zed, The Chav's are just jealous and try thier best to wind fellow Zed drivers up, by jestures or verbal abuse. I find what windes the chav up even more, is not to leave them for dead at the lights (cos they and we all know, the chav mobile doesnt stand any remote chance of beating a Zed ) I just point at thier chavster and p*ss myself laughing, then if they are in voice range I tell them " My mid life crisis penis extension would cr*p all over thier chavster, and they know it" (realy winds them up a treat)

Should of turned round cought him up and shouted CHAV.

 

out of the 2 id rather be a ponce in a zed than a CHAV in anything

Saturday afternoon, nice weather, was in the Zed in the fair town (reads, dump) of Bridgwater (Bilgewater). Waiting at a set of lights, and some young lad, chavish looking, slows town, ( had the t-tops off mind), shouts 'ponce'.....I mean, what is the point? Did it give him some kind of sence of self worth as he 'burned' off the lights in the opposite direction in his 'modded' 1200 Corsa 'wiv wheelz an zorst'!? :xxx:

 

Those are the type of scum that will run a key down the whole side of your pride and joy when no one is around. They need dragging out of their little chav heaps of shit and have their head slammed in their car door Vinny Jones Stylee :mac1: :rofl:

Those are the type of scum that will run a key down the whole side of your pride and joy when no one is around. They need dragging out of their little chav heaps of shit and have their head slammed in their car door Vinny Jones Stylee :mac1: :rofl:

 

Yup, know what you mean. Have seen it done before. Some chavvy types looking over an E46 cabrio. Then decided to run keys all over one side. By the time I had walked past, they'd pissed off. Absolute ****ers.

Worse thing about the chavsters :xxx: is when they feel the need to drive up your zorts, Ive had this a few times in sunny Stockton. What sort of d**k head puts others lives at risk like that....only a chavster :mac1:

 

Even when Ive floored it (modded TT auto) you can hear the little ba****ds hit the limiter on their crates trying to keep up with the Z :bow: .....what planet are they on, they should stick to playing on the play station...thats the nearest the twat will get to driving a REAL car. :rant:

 

best bit is when they've got some bird in the car with them......n I p**s all over them.......I know...she knows....and he knows....he's a :xxx:

 

Dont you just love owning a ZED :bow: :bow: :bow