Any Ideas?

 

I`m fast running out of time and well I thought that something amusing may come of this.

 

CheerZ

 

Johnny Boy

 

A Crome short shift gear knob and some extra roof panel tie-down straps.

 

This is a subliminal message : WHEELS

 

How about a set of those nice HKS Hair Dryers that unfortunatly wont work too well but by some twisted act of God fit right on to your motor. Oh well you wouldn't want to waste them would you :o)

 

Or you could tyr something from here :

Note: Religous people, Dont open this link you may well be offended !

 

http://www.divine-interventions.com/mary.html

 

Or Here:

 

http://www.futurehorizons.net/time.htm

 

Hehe.

 

Z ya

 

Nico91TT

 

 

 

 

 

 

there is only one choice at times such as these and that is a night out with the long donkey himself ME . after a night of mugambo with me she will be on cloud nine until next christmas anyway and you won't need to worry about your poor performance in the sack for at least a year small boy

 

You know what guys I`ve been thinking again!!

Nico: Organise a group buy.

 

Jez: Take ages to decide on a pressie then do a quality test, a quick briefing then change your mind. W_____S* lol Sorry mate.

 

Tooley: Take a trip to the doctors. Check that sex and all vital organs are still there. Next off too Church for a bit of confession. Next, off to Leeds to drop some paperwork off by which time its Too Bloody Late.

 

Gazmo: Model PRIMERA P10 GT (Full on Fibreglass Aero Street fighter Body Styling kit.

 

Fingerpig AKA Mark: Mark will come up with a great idea for a pressie. However he will be too busy to turn up with it. (Greasy Spoon lol)

 

Dave.W: SEE ABOVE

 

Bill Mullins: Has to be a ride on his big Jumbo.

 

Submarine: A night out round Leigh with the Possie.

 

Steve.E: Something very expensive, which he got the deal of a lifetime on.

 

Craig: Referee this please.

 

Happy Chritmas to the UK on-line Z Club.

 

CheerZ

 

Johnny Boy.

 

 

Do you really want ME to answer the question of what you should buy the missus for Christmas ?? You should have more about this before opening yourself to more public p**s taking from me. tut - tut. - Rechargable batterys ???

 

 

I mean't to say "thought". Looks like I'm a goon now !!! lol

 

gazmo have you ever wondered what causes your lights to go dim and those power surges in ure house at night. let me tell you m8 johhnys woman is plugged into the national grid he's that bad and she needs portions that he just can't provide lol lol raotflmao

 

LOL ! Johnny I was thinkin' it but didn't want say it. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

You could let her drive your Z. In a deserted runway with no curbs or lampposts of course. Or any other moving objects for that matter!

 

Or...offer her double portions of washing & ironing (stepped over the mark yet?) etc.

 

Judging by the replies so far, what ever you do Johnny, don't ask for idea's on what to get your mum for xmas!

 

PS. Keep her away from Tooley. We have heard the way he drives his car. I wouldn’t like to imagine the damage he would cause riding anything else!

 

 

Na, give 'er ya credit card & point to a suitable wheel shop. Under suppervision of course! Many cheers many beers.

 

harve

 

hey gringo's all ure wives and little girls under sixteen will melt when under the influence of my 30hz sampler is cranked up to over 130db so bweare the toole lol

 

keep the kiddies away from tooley.... ;)

 

130db ? and there was me thinking you had a decent system, Tooley my friend you have a long way to go to catch the big boys.

 

 

Bob. I keep telling the Kiddy Fiddler that

very same thing.

 

Will Tooley ever learn?

 

Anyway what about the Xmas situation?

 

Johnny Boy

 

 

it is decent but any louder than that and the juices from the ladies would be too much for my leather lol.johhny knows how loud it is in fact he wont even sit in to listen to the sampler as the last time he tried at pennington flash it sent his balance funny and my tracker for that matter.

 

fiddle me this fiddle me that all i know is ure all afraid of the bat muhahahaha. eerrr wot xmas situation i thought we were just gonna have a session in the usual watering hole