Well here we go. Another boring race thread. But read on I think you will be amused?

 

There is a young asian bloke that lives local to me somewhere...(NO?) LOL. it is Bedford you know. Anyway he rides about in his Sierra Saphire cozzy and I know ...But I have always had a soft spot for them? On Sunday me and ross (my son) went to the garage to purchase some Red Bull and Chocolate and of course some ciggies. Without warning this bloke pulls up next to me in the Cosworth and starts goading me by revving the nuts out of his engine. Then he lets go and fvck it so do I. Well I never would have believed it I passed him and left him feeling as sick as a parrot? we got to the garage and he pulled in, never said a word just looked at the car grinned and drove off.

 

The thing is..........I was in my fookin' Volvo?

 

I had to laugh. poor sod. I was, by the way, very impressed as I hadn't given it any real stick until then. :cool:

What volvo is it? A t5?

A vulva?...Hmmm how old are you???

 

I do like the vulva T5-R though...

My old man had a few of them and I have never ever underestimated them since. And one day I will own one as he walked away from a van hitting him broadside at 90mph in a 40. Dont wory the van driver idiot wasnt hurt, apparently he would not have felt anything when the engine sat on his lap.

 

well done the volvo people for making such tanks that move supprisingly fast.

 

oh vini, have you noticed that when you drive the volvo you go into volvo driving mode, nice and steady, i dont care im in a volvo bring it on pillocks lol

Thank you for the kind pi55 takes about my age and all. PMSL.

 

The Volvo is a T6. and you are right in one respect. I used to hate them. As a biker we always used to say beware of Volvo drivers. But now they are a completely different kettle of fish. Its quite nice to look at (SEE RIDES) and its very fast for a big car, but the interior and stereo are second to none. IMO.

Can that hit 205mph aswell :tongue:

 

lol

Can that hit 205mph aswell :tongue:

 

lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl:.......... still a biker and still hate Vulva drivers........ :smash: :smash:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:.......... still a biker and still hate Vulva drivers........ :smash: :smash:

 

I hate you too. LOL.

 

Unfortunately its restricted to 155MPH. but, hey! I still got the 300 to do that.

 

Sgt. volvo's have evolved now mate. get with the program bud you can have one too. No really you can. Mind you....... When I'm out on the bike I do still keep an open eye for the "VULVA" drivers?