http://www.venganza.org/

 

FSMism is the way forward!

 

 

 

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

 

Flimsy moral standards.

Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.

Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

You need help mate!!

Looks like I've been a follower of the FSM religion for years, without reliasing.

i love spaghetti to much beter than beans must be a follower of this relion to

You need help mate!!

 

 

hehe

 

 

You can't argue with the Temperature Increase to Pirate Decrease statistics

 

:rofl:

 

I have been touched by his noodley appendage! :wack:

I think we should all convert to pastafarianism. Right now. And I want a hat.

This hippo has been a member of the religion for years and loves to sing about it :D He has full religious atire too :D

 

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/hipponoodles.html

Now I like that, clever and funny .lol

I too have recently become a pastafarian in a ceremony that lasted 3 hours. To show my devotion to his greatness I was submitted to a grueling ordeal. Having been stripped naked by the pastafarian preistesses. All three of these beautiful young ladys took turns at smothering me in diferent pasta sauses, using their naked bodys then rubbing me with fresh wet lasangne which they then ate until I emerged like a butterfly from a newly formed chrysalis.

 

At this point it was strongly stressed that I could not entre the preist hood as I so keenly desired as my appendage was not of the noodle variety. This was such moving an experience that I had to be restrained until the preistesses were removed.

 

However I have taken it upon myself to convert as many of the oppersite gender to our cause by evoking the inisiation ceremony myself with the addition of salamy and meat balls. Although this is resulting in a chunkesc wardrobe problem I feel I am more able to leave a deeper lasting impression on my convertees.

I wish I was young again! I would go to school in a pirates outfit and demand my religious freedom be observed and respected! And then take them to court when human rights :mad: have been infringed

 

YAAARRRRRGH!

 

You have a woman's bottom, Mylady! I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches, has never been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak, and save a ship!

You have a woman's bottom, Mylady! I'll wager that sweet round pair of peaches, has never been forced 'twixt two splintered planks, to plug a leak, and save a ship!

 

"Ney tis so, yet there have been many planks that have tryed to force their way twixt those sweet round peaches and often bruised the goods."

 

Holy mother where's my eye patch. You just carn't beat a bit of piracy

I think we should all convert to pastafarianism. Right now. And I want a hat.

 

 

A Hat???

You cant even get window stickers. you got no chance. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: