Got to wondering what's the strangest song title any of you have come across.

 

Was spinning a few of my old 45's this afternoon and came across a track by a group called The Dole (from Peterborough I think) with the rather unusual title of "Hungry Men No Longer Steal Sheep Bit Are There Hanging Judges??"

 

Got anything stranger than that???????

the funniest I've heard is by Ivor Bigun & called "I'm A ****er", my father in law has the 45 of it

very funny song lol

the funniest I've heard is by Ivor Bigun & called "I'm A ****er", my father in law has the 45 of it

very funny song lol

 

Wasn't Ivor Biggun one of those geezers off of That's Life????

Wasn't Ivor Biggun one of those geezers off of That's Life????

 

Ivor Biggun was Doc!

Ivor Biggun was Doc!

 

 

Ha - that's it. Knew I was on the right lines..................

Ivor Biggun was Doc!

news to me LOL

 

Rock on!!

I once saw a band call the Redbeards from Texas (they weren't), who were a kind of ZZ Top variant, and they did a song called "Meet Me Outside the Pawnbrokers and Kiss Me Under the Balls" and there was another called "My baby's got a puncture and she's going down on me!".

I once saw a band call the Redbeards from Texas (they weren't), who were a kind of ZZ Top variant, and they did a song called "Meet Me Outside the Pawnbrokers and Kiss Me Under the Balls" and there was another called "My baby's got a puncture and she's going down on me!".

 

Still have their single, a cover of the Beatles:

 

"Saw her standing there"

 

Memories !!

 

Alan.

My baby's got a puncture and she's going down on me!".

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Have got a track by a group called The Dead Boys called "Caught with the meat in your mouth" :rolleyes:

El Phantasmo and the Chicken Run Blastorama

 

A personal favourite of mine ;)

The Smiths with 'Girlfriend in a Coma'.

 

Smiths are ace!! :)

"Objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are" - Meatloaf

 

"GillyGilly Ossenfeffer Katzenellen Bogen by the sea" - Max Bygraves

 

"The Onion Song" - Marvin Gay

 

"Poo poo tinkle tinkle parp parp oink" - The Piggies

JayZ = 99 problems and my bitch aint one

(news to me) :slap:

bloodhound gang:

 

A Lap Dance is So Much Better when the Stripper is Cryin

I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks

Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny

Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

She Ain't Got No Legs

You Are Pretty When I'm Drunk

Your Only Friends Are Make You Believe

The Smiths with 'Girlfriend in a Coma'.

 

Smiths are ace!! :)

 

 

 

 

 

I FOOKIN WISH !!!!!!!

George Clinton's famous funkadelic album titled, "Smell my finger!"

George Clinton's famous funkadelic album titled, "Smell my finger!"

:D

More amusing than strange, but:

 

Nofx:

We threw gasoline on the fire and now have stumps for arms and no eyebrows

fun things to f*ck

 

Butthole Surfers:

I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas

Chewin' George Lucas' chocolate

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

 

Lawnmower Deth:

Sumo Rabbit and his inescapable trap of doom

 

Helloween:

Pink bubbles go ape

 

Cannibal Corpse with their sensitive ballad:

Entrails ripped from a virgin's c*nt

 

Carcass - ever the ones for catchy titles:

Lavaging expectorate of lysergide composition

Manifestation of verrucose urethra

Vomited anal tract

Swarming vulgar mass of infected virulency

 

My old band, Ragnarok:

Pe hiim to Bresdagod Gaels

Ni fuil an sabras Athragad death

Haeled under Haefonum

More amusing than strange, but:

 

Nofx:

We threw gasoline on the fire and now have stumps for arms and no eyebrows

fun things to f*ck

 

Butthole Surfers:

I saw an X-ray of a girl passing gas

Chewin' George Lucas' chocolate

I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

 

Lawnmower Deth:

Sumo Rabbit and his inescapable trap of doom

 

Helloween:

Pink bubbles go ape

 

Cannibal Corpse with their sensitive ballad:

Entrails ripped from a virgin's c*nt

 

Carcass - ever the ones for catchy titles:

Lavaging expectorate of lysergide composition

Manifestation of verrucose urethra

Vomited anal tract

Swarming vulgar mass of infected virulency

 

My old band, Ragnarok:

Pe hiim to Bresdagod Gaels

Ni fuil an sabras Athragad death

Haeled under Haefonum

 

 

wondered when you'd come up with something :cool: :) :D

 

PS just found The Dead Kennedys and " A Child and His Lawnmower"

wondered when you'd come up with something :cool: :) :D

 

PS just found The Dead Kennedys and " A Child and His Lawnmower"

 

:D I can dig out a lot more if I put my mind to it! ;)

:D I can dig out a lot more if I put my mind to it! ;)

 

I have no doubt that you can :rolleyes:

 

Bring em all down here and we'll have a session :rofl: :D

Anything sung by nick's (Takemetothepub) band :)

Just remembered - Saturday Night Beneath The Plastic Palm Trees by the Leyton Buzzards

System of a down:

 

X

BYOB

O-E-A-O-E-A-O or something to that effect

I have no doubt that you can :rolleyes:

 

Bring em all down here and we'll have a session :rofl: :D

 

Hmmm - flying an Apache n' blowing stuff up whilst listening to Holiday in Cambodia (very loud) would be a fine time indeed! :rofl: