December 12, 200025 yr Tooley. I found the site last night mate. We both get a mention. They described my motor as the Beast. What Next? You need to come and check out Porn Stars 300 We finished the interior last night. Mark , Dammo and Phil caught the action. Dammo and my good self managed to get a tug from St Helens Dibble. "You have to expect to be stopped driving around in one of these. By the way what is it?" FOOLS.
December 12, 200025 yr its on three sites now www.cruisenorthwest.co.uk www.maxedmotors.co.uk www.ultimate2i.co.uk even our isle of man buddy gets in on the act as soon as the vid is done i'll bring it round as it must be a good one havin trouble gettin to ures as it's party time for the next three days you know me i'm not gonna turn down a free boozy session even if it means me not being able to watch the ex ridge racer 5 chump crying like a baby cos he's been beaten by the toole yet again i reckon damo had he not been so tired would have spanked ure ass too muhahahahahaha
December 12, 200025 yr Tooley. Such Bravado for a weee chappie. Bring That Bloody game around here and I will give you a step by step lesson in performance motoring. 1-0 CheerZ Johnny Boy
December 12, 200025 yr wee chappie i didn't think we were talking about wot was in ure pants lol. and it's 2-0 or have you forgot about the other lesson i taught you. im looking to get the ps2 chipped this weekend so i can get my hands on an import version of gran tourismo 3 which im sure you will get to grips with quicker than me as it doesnt have as much drift action and less powerful cars which you may be able to handle. cya tomorrow afternoon hopefully
December 13, 200025 yr Tooley. You Monkey. If we are talking about lessons then you better paste your ass down. How many laps in front do I have to be. If I went in reverse I would meet myself around the track before you caught up. 3-0 Get your ass around with your PS2 GAME ON! Don`t forget the parts. CheerZ Johnny Boy
December 14, 200025 yr Don`t be silly P10 boy. They can never get close enough!!! How fast do Primera P10 `s actually go then? I do believe they have great boot space for the shopping though. Put in a tender with the Council for refuge collection. CheerZ Johnny Boy
December 14, 200025 yr I thought long and hard about this one. I applied for council refuge collection and sure enough it was granted on the strenght of the P10's superior load capacity. But I reasoned that it wasn't any good because I could fit your bit pile of fibre glassed bodied 280bhp wondercar in the boot. So naterally this mean't it wouldn't been any fun. So i'm considering my options at present. Maybe i should buy the ultimate fibre glassed bodied car that would blow your wondercar into the weeds............. a Robin Reliant !!!!!!!!!!! There is only a one wheel difference believe me !!
December 15, 200025 yr hehe this man knows you only too well johnny and the only time i never get close is on a long stretch of open road when my restricted car stops me but we both know who out on the street is king. leave the stunt man performances to the professionals m8 ive seen what u do and you are a long way off even one of my mediocre shows m8 but boy was ures funny nuff said
December 15, 200025 yr Tooley. Looks like your not the only contender for the Forum Clown. Me thinx I`m surrounded by jokers. Even with a de-restricted Z you wouldn`t have a hope in hell of coming close as well you know. There has been many a tear left on the Z`s around here trying to make up lost ground. I`m sure if Mark is still with us he would testify to that. Anyway I`m dribbling on now. I have to think up something suitable for ORGAZMO the P10 or is it P45 Kid. CheerZ for a great night last night. Bloody Funny. Johnny Boy
December 16, 200025 yr Johnny, why is Tooleys car still restricted ? Sort the guy out an SLD for gods sake man !
December 17, 200025 yr Gaz. A Speed Limit Defencer would be a great option for our man on the moon. Mr B. Tooley. However there are a couple of considerations to bear in mind. 1: Turbo`s. I know that Putting any kind of increased performance through Tooleys motor at the momment will result in another trip to the bank. 2: Assuming Tooley was ready for this modification, I think he would have to undergo in intensive medical check. 3: I am aware that the man himself will be aiming for a hell of a lot more that we can offer i.e Titanium Block SERIOUS bhp in the new year. This guy will have a 300 that will destroy the 200mph barrier. You are wondering Why the hell would he spend so much? Ask the man himself.
December 18, 200025 yr because i dont have mclaren money and i wanna be the first non pro sponsered nutter to do 200mph on the lancs and get the video to prove it. overnight the 300 would become a car of cult status within the northwest cruise/modders scene and johnny would get plenty customers who would be after the same thing who in turn would be puttin money ure way as well. plus the fact the fabled 200mph has eluded me for far too long now every time i've got that little bit quicker you always want more and at 185mph im only 15 off the big league boys
Tooley. I found the site last night mate.
We both get a mention. They described my motor as the Beast.
What Next?
You need to come and check out Porn Stars 300
We finished the interior last night.
Mark , Dammo and Phil caught the action.
Dammo and my good self managed to get a tug from St Helens Dibble. "You have to expect to be stopped driving around in one of these.
By the way what is it?" FOOLS.