ACURA

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile

Asia's Curse Upon Rural America

 

AMC

All Makes Combined

A Major Cost

A Mutated Car

A Morons Car

Another Major Catastrophe

 

AUDI

Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented

Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Automobile Under Demonic Influence

Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence

Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.

 

BMW

Big Money Works

Bought My Wife

Brutal Money Waster

Break My Window

Break My Windshield

Babbling Mechanical Wench

Beastly Monstrous Wonder

Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

Beautiful Mechanical Wonder

Barely Moving Wreck

Big Money Waste

Big Money. Why?

Big Money Works

Born Moderately Wealthy

Breaks Most Wrenches

Bring More Wrenches

Brings Me Women

Brings More Women

Broken Money Waster

Broke My Wallet

Broken Monstrous Wonder

Bumbling Mechanical Wretch

Blasphemous Motorized Wreck

 

BUICK

Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King

 

CHEVROLET

Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

 

DODGE

Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater

Dead Old Dog Going East

Dead On Day Guarantee Expires

Dead On Delivery, Go Easy

Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired

Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter

Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment

Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive

 

EDSEL

Every Day Something Else Leaks

 

FIAT

Failed Italian Automotive Technology

Fix It Again, Tony!

Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

 

FORD

Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge

Fix Or Repair Daily

Found On Road Dead

Fast Only Rolling Downhill

First On Race Day

First On Recall Day

Fabricated Of Refried Dung

Fails On Rainy Days

Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream

Fatally Obese Redneck Driver

Fault Of R&D

Finally Obsolete Racing Device

Fireball On Rear Denting

First On Road to Dump

First On Rust and Deterioration

Fix Or Recycle Dilemma

Flipping Over Results in Death

Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

Follow Our Rusty Dogsled

Foot On Road Decelerates

Forced On Reluctant Drivers

Formed Of Rejected DNA

Forwarded Once; Return Denied

Forward Only; Reverse Defective

Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin

Fork Over Repair Dough

Fouled Out Re-done Dodge

Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration

Free Or Reduced Drastically

Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed

Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable

Funny Old Rattling Dump

(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

 

GEO

Good Engineering Overlooked

NISSAN

 

Nissan International Sports Society Arseholes Not alowed

LOL, didn't realise that many acronyms existed for Fords!

LOTUS !

 

Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.

 

Alan........

NISSAN

Normally Is Sweet. Sometimes A Neck-pain! :smash:

Normally If Serviced Seldom A Non-starter :rolleyes:

Nissan- Never Is Silly So Arguably Nice

Not Into Six-pots So American Next! :D

Nothing Inside Sorted Simply, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!

nasty idiot slapping slut all night

Need I Say Something About Nissans?

nissan,,, , hmm ,,,,,,,,,,,

 

need insane , serious sounds at night

 

 

not intentionaly speeding serious at night

t.v,r Trevors Vauxhall Ripoff

Nice Investment Sounds So Amazingly Noisey.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

nasty idiot slapping slut all night

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

PMSL!!!

:

nice

insane

sexy

stylish

and

no drive like it

Not In Supercar Service After Nineties :xxx:

Afew more:GM

General Maintenance

Great Mistake

Garbage Motors

Generally Miserable

Grossly Misconceived

Gluteus Maximus

 

GMC

Garage Man's Companion

Gotta Mechanic Coming?

Generally Mediocre Cars

Get More Chicks

Gets Mechanics Crazy

Gods Mechanical Curse

Got More Crap

Great Mountain Climber

Great Motor Car

 

GTO

Gas, Tires, Oil

 

HONDA

Had One Never Did Again

Hang On, Not Done Accelerating

Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles

Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...

 

JEEP

Just Eats Every Part

Junk Engineering Executed Poorly

Just Empty Every Pocket

 

MAZDA

Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

 

MG

Money Guzzler

 

MGB

Might Go Backwards

 

MGF

Might Go Forward

 

MIATA

My Intention Always To Accelerate

 

MOPAR

Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly

Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously

Most Often Passed At Races

Mostly Old Parts And Rust

Move Over People Are Racing

Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly

My Old Pig Ain't Running

My Only Problems Are Repairs

 

MUSTANG

Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good

 

OLDSMOBILE

Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment

old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday

 

PINTO

Put In Nickel To Operate

Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook

 

PLYMOUTH

Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood

 

PORSCHE

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

SAAB

Send Another Automobile Back

Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown

Sad Attempt At Beauty

Sorry Auto, Always Broken

Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

 

SUBARU

Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

 

TOYOTA

Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass

The One You Ought To Avoid

 

TRIUMPH

This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!

Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!

 

VOLVO

Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

 

VW

Virtually Worthless

PORSCHE

Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

 

:rofl: best one yet!

speedmon, you been on the hun recently.

speedmon, you been on the hun recently.

Have you? :rofl:

oops busted.

speedmon is always on the hun ;)

 

JEEP - Just Enough Essential Parts :rofl:

FIAT

Fun In A Tin

 

FORD

Found On Road, Dead

 

Ivan

Ford - Fixed Or Repaired Daily

 

:)

We all know another one for BMW don't we boys and girls???????

Can't say though in case I affend someone!