no not chunks ar5e lol, the magical 1000 posts is upon me

 

who knows tonite may be the night, it makes me feel like a virgin all over again

 

sweaty hands, shaking feeling all giddy and excited

 

lets just hope i can get it up tonite lol :x:, :duffer: :duffer: just to calm me nerves

that bloody 30 second rule again

but you are a god with a faster and better looking car than me and your girlfriend has huge tits and also only 16 posts to go

wait till i tell her what you said, she is on the lcl she will have you lol :tongue:

wait till i tell her what you said, she is on the lcl she will have you lol :tongue:

PMSL

(dont tell her mate pls)

she was admiring your package on Wed. as mine had shrivelled up with the cold, cos i went commando

:tongue:

too late she has already seen it, she is on her way round now

 

quick hide under the stairs lol

nearlly there wuwhoo

too late she has already seen it, she is on her way round now

 

quick hide under the stairs lol

 

 

not hiding there cos you'll tell her,

i'm hiding in the shed :tongue:

6 pages of this, just to get you to 1000

im exhausted :D

must save energy ................ for beer....

well lets make it seven lol

 

anyway where is the true whore meister the vinster

 

cmon viniboy i need help here

 

and so does cadpaul he is trying to reach 2000

may aswell make it 990 lol

i can smell him he must be close

There is some seeriar5e whoreing going on here. Now stop you lot.

 

I always said there should be a whoreing chart. Some people have just got nothing better to do than come on here and chat 5hit for hours on end. :tongue: I dont know. You should all be banned. :nono:

 

:rofl: PMSL. :rofl:

 

:slap:

I do feel dirty

There is some seeriar5e whoreing going on here. Now stop you lot.

 

I always said there should be a whoreing chart. Some people have just got nothing better to do than come on here and chat 5hit for hours on end. :tongue: I dont know. You should all be banned. :nono:

 

:rofl: PMSL. :rofl:

 

:slap:

 

we're just trying to be as good as your vini... :tongue:

7th page, this is a serious discussion

I do feel dirty

 

who's she then?? :slap:

where's the whore-day boy gone?? we should design a card specially

who's she then?? :slap:

cant say mate ;)

must be getting another stella

by the time you post a reply another 5 have posted too.

 

This is out doing one of IndianZx's threads. :slap:

who's she then?? :slap:

probably ourlass, you should have seen him eyeing ourlasses tits up on wed night lol

 

him and everyone else :tongue:

i think i hit 600 posts somewhere in this thread :D :dance:

 

im catching ya up guyz :nono:

yup just ben getting another stella on me 4th now and only 8 to go i think lol