no not chunks ar5e lol, the magical 1000 posts is upon me

 

who knows tonite may be the night, it makes me feel like a virgin all over again

 

sweaty hands, shaking feeling all giddy and excited

 

lets just hope i can get it up tonite lol :x:, :duffer: :duffer: just to calm me nerves

ive got the manly 550 cans cause im a hardend drinker

 

and ourlass is on the lcl the mad cow

550 cans LOL you'll never drink all them!

cheers dave, you could always have a stella that would numb the pain of dail up lol

Gonna need vodka to numb the pain from this mate, its ridiculous, I can post and go off for a drive in the Zed and still its not refreshed! You must be getting through those stellas by now? Dave

Gonna need vodka to numb the pain from this mate, its ridiculous, I can post and go off for a drive in the Zed and still its not refreshed! You must be getting through those stellas by now? Dave

yep onto me third gonna slow down a bit know though otherwise ill never make it to the magical grand lol

550 cans LOL you'll never drink all them!

550ml not 550 cans (i wish lol)

mahognayroyal (nearly as bad as your old name LOL) is trying to lull you into a false sence of security, so he can pip you to 1000

i know what he is up to and on dail up how embarrasing that would be he aint gonna do that

 

ahwell one post closer lol

he's just nipped round his mates house (with broadband)

well i

better get

whoring then

I'm well wasted after 3 cans

:shock: :shock:

cheeky fooker you do realise i will get you back lol

23 posts to go stellaZ! 23 posts to go! if you reply to this post now they'll be 22 posts to go!!

 

raise you glasses and get your singing voices out ya drunken lot :tongue: :nana2: :dance: :duffer:

20 posts to go.. come on.. whore like youve never whored before ! :D

feels like new years eve all over again..

19 post to go

you can do it mate

18 posts to go

18 posts to go

are you sure?

cheeky fooker you do realise i'm wasted

:tongue:

b i n g o 17 posts to go lol

this is edge of the seat stuff

where is the whore king when you need him!! he should be proud :D

i think he's wilting under the pressure now LOL