no not chunks ar5e lol, the magical 1000 posts is upon me

 

who knows tonite may be the night, it makes me feel like a virgin all over again

 

sweaty hands, shaking feeling all giddy and excited

 

lets just hope i can get it up tonite lol :x:, :duffer: :duffer: just to calm me nerves

just cos you've got a new MOT :tongue:

friday night - stella and whoring LOL

that 30 second thing is a PITA

mot and another six months of road tax, there is no stopping me now

 

oh yeah there is that fooknig running prob is still about

 

anyway just getting naked now (im going in the shower lol)

mot and another six months of road tax, there is no stopping me now

 

oh yeah there is that fooknig running prob is still about

 

anyway just getting naked now (im going in the shower lol)

 

 

too much info mate,

 

just like when you announced you we're going commando at the meet :hurl:

i like to keep people informed lol

 

twas a cold night i can tell thee

yes it was a bit cold, and I had me kegs on LOL

i still aint got mine on lol

 

out of the shower now gotta pic thhe wench up soon, she's got me a fudge custard donut mmmmmmmmmm

i still aint got mine on lol

 

out of the shower now gotta pic thhe wench up soon, she's got me a fudge custard donut mmmmmmmmmm

 

just dont tell us what she's gonna do with it :nono: LOL

its what im going to do with it thats the problem lol

its what im going to do with it thats the problem lol

:hurl: :hurl:

Just keep drinking the Lambrini and posting 8ollocks and you'll do it!! LOL

 

Hold on, I'm catching up with you... :rofl:

 

Bloody hell Si, you've been posting hard! Dave :dance:

Bloody hell Si, you've been posting hard! Dave :dance:

 

so have you mate LOL

I reckon you're going to crack the 1k tonight stellaZ. Good luck! Actually I'm not far behind. No way I can manage it on dial up though, would be too emotional.Dave

he wont make 1000 tonight, he's started on the stella already LOL

I reckon you're going to crack the 1k tonight stellaZ. Good luck! Actually I'm not far behind. No way I can manage it on dial up though, would be too emotional.Dave

cheers dave, you could always have a stella that would numb the pain of dail up lol

he wont make 1000 tonight, he's started on the stella already LOL

i might but my 1000 post may be like this

 

idv ddb, c jdjdd c ;jvbv v :tongue:

going up quick now, get some more stella down ya neck, or watch the cricket like me LOL

i might but my 1000 post may be like this

 

idv ddb, c jdjdd c ;jvbv v :tongue:

 

 

so whats new! :tongue: :rofl: :rofl:

going up quick now, get some more stella down ya neck, or watch the cricket like me LOL

fooking cricket, they took the simo's off for that shite

fooking cricket, they took the simo's off for that shite

its so good my post count has shot up today LOL

im not doing too bad meself second can just opening

save some for me, ya greedy git

i will try lol

 

but im promising nothing NOTHING i tell ya lol

i've only got the little baby bottles mate