Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

 

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

 

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

A. To keep their ankles warm.

 

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

 

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

 

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

A. She sold her car for it...

 

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

 

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

 

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A. Their both empty from the neck up

 

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A. Get'em on their back and their both screwed

What about the Blonde who took an IQ test....The results were negative.

 

Why do Blondes get lost in thought?.......... because it's unfamiliar territory

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?

A. They know how many went down on the Titanic.

 

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

 

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?

A. To keep their ankles warm.

 

Q. What is a brunette between two blondes?

A. An interpreter.

 

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A. The brick doesn't follow you home after you lay it.

 

Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?

A. She sold her car for it...

 

Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

A. "Are you sure it's mine?"

 

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

 

Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A. Their both empty from the neck up

 

Q. What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A. Get'em on their back and their both screwed

 

Once again someone is a dirty pervert :D

Blond and a brunette fall off a cliff - who hits the sea first?

 

The brunette.

 

The blond stopped to ask directions

:eek: Thats awful!!!

 

 

 

How ever I do have to admit that ever since becoming a fully blown blonde my IQ has halved LOL :D

LOL, although a lot of them were old Essex girl jokes (not that Im saying anything about girls from essex :x: )

ourlass was out in me zed the other day, driving down the a19

 

then i heard on the radio that some nutter was driving down the a19 on the wrong side of the road :eek:

 

so i had to quickly call her on the mobile and warn her that someone was driving the wrong way down the road

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

she quickly said never mind one, there is a whole fooking road of people going the wrong way lol :D

PMSL...why were they all on the wrong side of the road?...

hehehehehehe

:eek: Thats awful!!!

 

 

 

How ever I do have to admit that ever since becoming a fully blown blonde my IQ has halved LOL :D

 

i thought IQ was only measured in whole numbers :confused: :x: :D