Was out walking in the local dogging park in search of some dirty couples willing to let me have a :xxx: while they went about their business.

 

When all of a sudden these thirty Fiestas and twelve Nova's came along (with Tony Blair and George Harrison of the beatles leading them) trying to steel my shoes!!!

 

 

"NO YOU FU*KERS" I cryed and started to run.

 

They must have been in suped up shopping trollys cos no matter how hard I ran I couldn't get away!

 

Untill that is, Big Bird from Sesamie Street came along and showed them how to count from 1 to 10.

 

While they were busy with the counting I managed to sneek off.

 

Should I be worried that they will be back for my shoes?????? :cry:

HOLY F***ING SHIT that made me laugh so hard i think i pulled a muscle dude!

LMFAO!!!!

 

thats quality m8

 

i think u should be afraid m8, they might corner you on the way to the shops!!

Sounds like you had a close call :smash: :smash:

 

LMFAO too :rofl: :rofl:

dude id be shitting meself if i were you lol

 

why dont you hang around with indian zx and then maybe you will be safe

 

aslong as there is a motorway near by lol

What is everyone smoking??!! I'll have some :)

What is everyone smoking??!! I'll have some :)

Do a search for an thread posted by INDIANZX "something scary happened yesterday concerning my zed" and you'll get the idea mate

i think indian zx should be made 'THE PRESIDENT'of this forum.......poor git getting the pees taking out of him............................you should be ashamed of yourself......pmsl though.......

Whats really scary is they were all wearing cheap WHITE trainers... :slap:

Was out walking in the local dogging park in search of some dirty couples willing to let me have a :xxx: while they went about their business.

 

When all of a sudden these thirty Fiestas and twelve Nova's came along (with Tony Blair and George Harrison of the beatles leading them) trying to steel my shoes!!!

 

 

"NO YOU FU*KERS" I cryed and started to run.

 

They must have been in suped up shopping trollys cos no matter how hard I ran I couldn't get away!

 

Untill that is, Big Bird from Sesamie Street came along and showed them how to count from 1 to 10.

 

While they were busy with the counting I managed to sneek off.

 

Should I be worried that they will be back for my shoes?????? :cry:

 

 

 

I had the EXACT same thing happen to me except it was Linda blair F.P.M.S.L

:rofl: :rofl:

Had a Fiesta XR2i up my ass on the way home from work :rolleyes: (I was in the van not the Zed)......... but it was so painfull :nana2:

Should I be worried that they will be back for my shoes?????? :cry:

 

If you go out on the piss this weekend you wont have any shoes for them to nick :p ;)

fookin brill.

I had the EXACT same thing happen to me except it was Linda blair F.P.M.S.L

:rofl: :rofl:

 

Me too!! Lionel Blair though.