All 4 bars i was in last night in Newcastle had some muppett hanging around in the bogs with a few bottles of aftershave who wanted to squirt soap in your hand and turn the fookin tap on for ya. then they expect a tip for it.

My god what has this country come to, I blame the bars for allowing it, go learn to read and write and get a proper job FFS. What next... a tramp in the cloakroom complete with shopping trolley and bottle of meths :rofl:

Paul

They are great fun to wind up when your pist!

 

If you think that is bad Manumission in Ibiza has DJ's playing them as they are that big

yup sheilds is like that too

 

thats where i will be tonite getting out of my skull :D

lol its great in southend, a few clubs have them now,

 

go in, take a few mints, a few squirts of the aftershave you are wearing, get them to call you sir and give you a towel to dry you off then walk out without tipping lol.

 

what do they expect? it costs enough these days to get into clubs and have a few beers.

 

I also hate pubs where they have a space to tip on the receipt when you have to go up and order the food and drinks yourself.

I also hate pubs where they have a space to tip on the receipt when you have to go up and order the food and drinks yourself.

That one really fooks me off as well, only time I'll ever tip a bartender is if they do all the Tom Cruise moves :bow: :duffer: :bow:

Maybe they should have attractive women offering oral pleasure!

All 4 bars i was in last night in Newcastle had some muppett hanging around in the bogs with a few bottles of aftershave who wanted to squirt soap in your hand and turn the fookin tap on for ya. then they expect a tip for it.

My god what has this country come to, I blame the bars for allowing it, go learn to read and write and get a proper job FFS. What next... a tramp in the cloakroom complete with shopping trolley and bottle of meths :rofl:

Paul

 

At least he never asked if he could wipe your ar5e for you. that'll be next.

 

A bloke walked into a bar toilet and whilst p155ing a bloke stood next to him and asked if he could get IT out for him.

He thought what a fookin gay this bloke is, and asked, "you a gay mate"?

"No" the other bloke said "i aint gay i promise" and stood there looking all sorry for himself.

The first bloke thought he must be disabled or something.

So he unzipped hes flies and plopped it out.

There it was all covered in spots and ousing puss and 5hit.

"ERRR"! he said "what the fook is wrong with your d1ck mate".

"I dont know" he replied. "Thats why I wont touch it". :dance:

LOL!! we got one in Margate now too, his catchphrase that he keeps repeating is "freshen up for the poonani" :rofl:

lol theres a few of those around in Leicester (although ive not been out clubbing for aaaages). one of them kept spraying my b0ll0cks with Paco Rabanne :rofl:

lol its great in southend, a few clubs have them now,

 

go in, take a few mints, a few squirts of the aftershave you are wearing, get them to call you sir and give you a towel to dry you off then walk out without tipping lol.

 

what do they expect? it costs enough these days to get into clubs and have a few beers.

 

I also hate pubs where they have a space to tip on the receipt when you have to go up and order the food and drinks yourself.

 

Do they actualy give reciepts for your money, round manchester your lucky to get a drink for your money!!

All 4 bars i was in last night in Newcastle had some muppett hanging around in the bogs who wanted to squirt soap in your hand

 

You sure it was soap!! :p

All 4 bars i was in last night in Newcastle had some muppett hanging around in the bogs with a few bottles of aftershave who wanted to squirt soap in your hand and turn the fookin tap on for ya.

 

Are you sure it wasn't just some Government scheme to promote better hygiene in the Toon? I doubt that most of the mongs you see out in Newcastle bother even to wipe after purging their backs...

Are you sure it wasn't just some Government scheme to promote better hygiene in the Toon? I doubt that most of the mongs you see out in Newcastle bother even to wipe after purging their backs...

 

Yeah Sunderland council was going to run the scheme too but it was cancelled due to lack of fookin soap :rofl: :rofl:

I would have thought that they'd cancel it due to most of them not bothering with a bog to dump their effluent. :rofl:

At least he never asked if he could wipe your ar5e for you. that'll be next.

 

A bloke walked into a bar toilet and whilst p155ing a bloke stood next to him and asked if he could get IT out for him.

He thought what a fookin gay this bloke is, and asked, "you a gay mate"?

"No" the other bloke said "i aint gay i promise" and stood there looking all sorry for himself.

The first bloke thought he must be disabled or something.

So he unzipped hes flies and plopped it out.

There it was all covered in spots and ousing puss and 5hit.

"ERRR"! he said "what the fook is wrong with your d1ck mate".

"I dont know" he replied. "Thats why I wont touch it". :dance:

 

ROTFLMFAO :rofl: :rofl: