>Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms

>and kept the same tag line....

>

>Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.

>

>Tesco condoms - Every little helps.

>

>Nike condoms - Just do it.

>

>Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.

>

>Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

>

>KFC condoms - Finger licking good.

>

>Minstrels condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.

>

>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

>

>Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough.

>

>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

>

>Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.

>

>Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.

>

>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.

>

>Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.

>

>**** condoms - No comment required.

>

>Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.

>

>Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.

>

>Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

>

>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.

>

>Renault condoms - Size really does matter.

>

>Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.

>

>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30

>minutes.

>

>Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim (please).

>

>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot

>reach.

>

>Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.

>

>AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.

>

>Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.

>

>Polo condoms - The condom with the hole. :dance:

FPMSL....

nice one

pmsl :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Very Good Hehe

Fukkkin Fantastic Mate!!

how about B&Q condoms, DIY, ive got a can of latex, and when you put yer finger in it drys tight to the skin, like a latex glove, ,, must admit ive been tempted,, maybe tommorow,, its a gallon can so should fit. :mac1:

Fed ex condoms....when it absolutely has to "come" on time

:)

lmao!

Fed ex condoms....when it absolutely has to "come" on time

LOL nice one ;)

How's that other advertiser????

 

"its the little things in life that matter"

How's that other advertiser????

 

"its the little things in life that matter"

 

LMAO!!!