went to me local offy for some stella (aint had a drink since sunday) the greedy fat ******* has put them up a quid (now they are 6quid instead of a fiver for eight) time to pack the drinking in if things keep going up like this (doesnt he know i have a zed to run lol)

I just drink optimax, get a discount from the garage, stella is for wimps

 

 

ok so i really drink cider, it has the same gut rotting potential as optimax though

Real scrumpy for me.

 

(family watch in silent awe as I down a jug and am able to still walk.)

went to me local offy for some stella (aint had a drink since sunday) the greedy fat ******* has put them up a quid (now they are 6quid instead of a fiver for eight) time to pack the drinking in if things keep going up like this (doesnt he know i have a zed to run lol)

 

Don't buy booze at corner shops as the Super markets take the piss out of them;)

went to me local offy for some stella (aint had a drink since sunday) the greedy fat ******* has put them up a quid (now they are 6quid instead of a fiver for eight) time to pack the drinking in if things keep going up like this (doesnt he know i have a zed to run lol)

 

 

its costs you a quid more to get pissed.

 

My god life is not worth living any more.

Real scrumpy for me.

ok so i really drink cider, it has the same gut rotting potential as optimax though

Get tramps drink like me...they call it "White Lightning"...lol

Geourges Cider but the best bit is...

Its under £3 for 2L of 7.5%Face numbing cider :dance:

Thats like just under 4pints...

Which is about 75p a pint :hyper:

:duffer: :duffer: :duffer: :duffer: