quick word of advice ALWAYS releave the pressure in the fuel system before workin on it ! developed a fuel leak today near the fuel regulator (top right hand side of plenium pls correct me if it isnt reg) decided to take a closer look fuel was pouirin out released the clip it hissed mmmmmm.... fuel pressure gone i thought how wrong i was the pipe came off followed by high pressure petrol in the eye mouth stung like hell anybody else done anything as daft or just me...

I looked into a jar once to see if it was varnish, it wasn't it was paint stripper, nice blob in my eye and 30 minutes eye under the sink

Got diesel in my eye at work once, bloody nasty, but a day off work :dance:

Just about blew my head off taking injectors out of an RS turbo. Didn't think the car would have been hot enough to light the fuel mist "But there ya go live and learn"

Off subject slightly. But I got arc eye and believe me it fookin hurt. It was so uncomfortable that I felt i had sand in my eyes for 2 days. :hurl:

lynx shower gel in the eyeball fookin hurts

 

:smash:

lynx shower gel in the eyeball fookin hurts

 

:smash:

 

You trying the lynx affect to get birds to sit on yer face ??? :) :)

I did something silly a few moments ago. Cillit Bang: fooking great spoonfulls in my rad (removed from the car before you ask) fillup the rad with boiling water from the kettle, cap back on. Bit of a shoogle (thats a shake to you suverners) and left for a few to "do it's magic".

 

At this stage, as an educated type bloke, I should have considered the combination of effervescent cleaner and boiling water in an enclosed space, I didn't, I eat my dinner (chicken breasts in bacon with melted cheese if you must know)

 

On opening the rad cap it didnt go in my eye (thank fook) but I have just spent twenty minutes cleaning it off the ceiling (cilit bang cleans the sh1t out your radiator but for some reason wont clean it off a painted white ceiling) mrs Jock = leass than pleased :(

I did something silly a few moments ago. Cillit Bang: fooking great spoonfulls in my rad (removed from the car before you ask) fillup the rad with boiling water from the kettle, cap back on. Bit of a shoogle (thats a shake to you suverners) and left for a few to "do it's magic".

 

At this stage, as an educated type bloke, I should have considered the combination of effervescent cleaner and boiling water in an enclosed space, I didn't, I eat my dinner (chicken breasts in bacon with melted cheese if you must know)

 

On opening the rad cap it didnt go in my eye (thank fook) but I have just spent twenty minutes cleaning it off the ceiling (cilit bang cleans the sh1t out your radiator but for some reason wont clean it off a painted white ceiling) mrs Jock = leass than pleased :(

 

get the emulsion out jock :p

You trying the links affect to get birds to sit on yer face ??? :) :)

 

 

that was the plan craig :p

kewl Idea Greg let me know if it works :)

I did something silly a few moments ago. Cillit Bang: fooking great spoonfulls in my rad (removed from the car before you ask) fillup the rad with boiling water from the kettle, cap back on. Bit of a shoogle (thats a shake to you suverners) and left for a few to "do it's magic".

 

At this stage, as an educated type bloke, I should have considered the combination of effervescent cleaner and boiling water in an enclosed space, I didn't, I eat my dinner (chicken breasts in bacon with melted cheese if you must know)

 

On opening the rad cap it didnt go in my eye (thank fook) but I have just spent twenty minutes cleaning it off the ceiling (cilit bang cleans the sh1t out your radiator but for some reason wont clean it off a painted white ceiling) mrs Jock = leass than pleased :(

 

 

LMAO :D

I did something silly a few moments ago. Cillit Bang: fooking great spoonfulls in my rad (removed from the car before you ask) fillup the rad with boiling water from the kettle, cap back on. Bit of a shoogle (thats a shake to you suverners) and left for a few to "do it's magic".

 

At this stage, as an educated type bloke, I should have considered the combination of effervescent cleaner and boiling water in an enclosed space, I didn't, I eat my dinner (chicken breasts in bacon with melted cheese if you must know)

 

On opening the rad cap it didnt go in my eye (thank fook) but I have just spent twenty minutes cleaning it off the ceiling (cilit bang cleans the sh1t out your radiator but for some reason wont clean it off a painted white ceiling) mrs Jock = leass than pleased :(

 

 

lol the obsession with putting cleaning products in your rad continues :D

lol the obsession with putting cleaning products in your rad continues :D

 

 

Could be worse matey. could have an obsession with sheepskin :shock:

quick word of advice ALWAYS releave the pressure in the fuel system before workin on it ! developed a fuel leak today near the fuel regulator (top right hand side of plenium pls correct me if it isnt reg) decided to take a closer look fuel was pouirin out released the clip it hissed mmmmmm.... fuel pressure gone i thought how wrong i was the pipe came off followed by high pressure petrol in the eye mouth stung like hell anybody else done anything as daft or just me...

 

 

My dad did it with my car.

 

Way to releave pressure is to take the fuel pump fuse out and run the engine until it dies.

At this stage, as an educated type bloke, I should have considered the combination of effervescent cleaner and boiling water in an enclosed space, I didn't, I eat my dinner (chicken breasts in bacon with melted cheese if you must know)

 

Ahhh! Chicken new yorker. A superb dish. I agree. Without Cilit Bang sauce tho please.

 

Here Jock? Do you think it would have been better if they had called it just "Cilit" ?

think it would have been better if the called it CL1T, which is almost what Mrs Jock called me :)