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probably been posted before but....

 

 

 

*Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the

mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

 

*Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet

away

from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

 

*The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood

plasma.

 

*No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

 

*Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

 

*The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache.

 

*Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

 

*Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the

morning.

 

*The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

 

*Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

 

*The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

 

*Pearls melt in vinegar.

 

*The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro,Coca-Cola, and

Budweiser, in that order.

 

*It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

 

*A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.

 

*Turtles can breathe through their butts.

 

*On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

 

*Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

 

*Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

 

*It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

 

*The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year

because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the

weight

of all the books that would occupy the building.

 

*A snail can sleep for three years.

 

*No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

 

*Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears

never

stop growing. SCARY!!!

 

*All polar bears are left handed.

 

*A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

 

*Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.

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*The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

I thought they were called Flugel-binders.

 

Oops, I've been watching too much

10897f.jpg :rofl: :rofl:

 

*It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.

Not true - a mate of mine can lick either of his elbows, easily!!

 

I can't.

 

But I did try to ;)

toothbrush 7 ft away from toilet ?

im sure my last girlfriend cleaned it with mine

It's NINE times that you cannot fold.

Can do eight.

 

 

nope its 7

nope its 7

 

try a rizla paper easy seven folds ;)

no turtles can not, some idiot says they breath or take oxygen in thru their skin, but as far as I understand their skin is water tight and no osmosis or gas exchange is possible

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