I live on a cul-de-sac so i get cars/vans/lorries etc turning round everyday and it pi55es me right off as they always drive on my lawn and drive so about a month ago i went to the beach and nearly gave myself a hernia lifting a nice big rock into my boot and installed it on my lawn right in the corner so if anyone tried it then they would have a shock!!

 

Its been great no more tyre tracks in my nice lawn.....until today when it claimed its first victim :D

 

This guy claimed he was only crawling along!!! stupid nob

 

Worse thing is i had to jack his car up to remove the rock lmao

 

Really made my day and i was pi55ing my self from the time he knocked to the time he drove his pink girlie car away :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

Kirbz

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Genius!

That would seriously wind me up if people cut across my lawn, glad the plan worked for ya.

Big Rock - 1

Girlie Coupes - 0

 

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good for you mate! that's the sort of thing I like to see! :rofl: What a twat

lol nice one mate!! dont think he'd be too impressed with your pics tho :rolleyes: :D

That would seriously wind me up if people cut across my lawn, glad the plan worked for ya.

 

it does mate but i dont think he will do it again :rofl: :rofl: :nana2:

 

you should have seen the mess it made of his sump, bloody oil everywhere

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Next time, you should fly right off the handle and furiously demand compensation for the damage to your rock.

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Cool I love driving over rocks I will have to come down and turn your lawn into a mud bath in the 4X4 :rofl:

Imagine what would happen if you put a line of rocks around the lawn! =D Maybe you should go find yourself an even bigger rock!

So thats were me Kidney stone went :rofl:

Imagine what would happen if you put a line of rocks around the lawn! =D Maybe you should go find yourself an even bigger rock!

 

my dad did this to stop his next door neighbour driving over his lawn. that worked but the sod reversed into his car instead!!!

my dad did this to stop his next door neighbour driving over his lawn. that worked but the sod reversed into his car instead!!!

I guess in that case you could just shove a huge rock infront of his car after he's parked it! I really wouldnt like a neighbour like yours. I would be fuming if he reversed into the back of my car...!

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I guess in that case you could just shove a huge rock infront of his car after he's parked it! I really wouldnt like a neighbour like yours. I would be fuming if he reversed into the back of my car...!

 

he's not my neighbour thank fook but my dads...... its really annoying cos the car is only 2 years old and its not bloody small its a fiat ulysse peoples carrier.. caught it all on cctv tho :xxx: full compensation LOL

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So thats were me Kidney stone went :rofl:

 

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Ditto!

 

Although I would not have helped him jack up his hair-dresser's car, I'd tell him to feck off before I sue him for tresspassing.

 

After-all he did damage your rock so technically you could!! :D

 

Richard

Nice one - get a sign "Warning Rock"

and get him to pay for a bottle of rock cleaner.

 

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Brill

 

I live outside a School, and I hate it when people park in my parking place at dinner times (never mind that technically i have no right to be there...The police know I park there and have done for over a decade.) I just give them an ugly look...that scares them off