hi zedheads,been off for a while due to a hic-up in my life,it kinda fvcks your head when 7 year long girlfriend deceides to commit suicide :( and leaves no note :confused: :confused:

anyway feeling better enough to start some verbal combat and join in again

whoa sorry to hear the bad news fella, glad to see you are on the mend.

glad your on the mend mate,

 

lets talk about happy things if you want

like 300zx's :duffer:

thought these might cheer you up, they are genuine insurance claim forms as i read in redline mag

 

1."while going forward i smashed the rear light of the car in front of me. So i backed up, and in doing so i samshed the bumper of the car behind me. Thats when i stepped out of the car, but in doing so i knocked down a cyclist with my door. thats all i have to declare for today".

 

2."I pulled into the lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realised the car was on fire so i took my dog and smothered it with a blanket"

 

3."i was going along at 70mph when my girlfriend reached over and grabbed my nuts so i lost control and stacked it"

 

4." i had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As i reached a crossroads, a hedge sprang up obscuring my vision and i did not see the other car"

 

5."an invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle then vanished"

 

6."to avoid hitting the bumperof the car in front i struck a pedestrian"

 

7."the accident happened because i had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind"

 

8."the car in front hit a pedestrian but he got up so i hit him again"

 

9."coming home i drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree i dont have"

 

10."questions on a claim form after a collision:

Q:what warning was given by you?

A:horn

Q:what warning was given by the other party?

A:"moo"

Hi Brian,

So sorry to hear your bad news. Sincerely hope you are able to overcome this sadness.

Martin

Tragic. Same thing happened to my cousin a few years ago, and left him in bits. Then he met a fantastic girl who really sorted him out. They are now married and expecting their first baby. Hope things turn out as well for you too. Chin up, and all the best.

Christ mate, so sorry to hear that.

 

 

Glad you're feeling a bit better now though - good to have you back on the board.

All the best for the future mate. I'm sure you'll soon find plenty of verbal combat around here not to mention verbal bullsh1te :D

nice to have you back brian. glad your on the mend

foo king hell

what can you say to that

cant even imagine how you felt

BUT as i realised when my dad died recently life goes on

however much it hurts, theres nothing you can do about it, apart fom try and move on the best you can

hope everything turns out ok for ya fella

Sorry to hear that matey!

 

Be good to see you at the mascrat meet on monday!

 

Rich

look forward to meeting you at muscrat if you decide to come fella :D

Welcome back to the fold, been there mate, pm me if you want to.

Good to have you back brian...

Thanks for that favour ;)

I owe you a few of these me thinks :duffer: :duffer: :duffer:

nice to see u back bud. take care of yourself !!!

Shit, thats bad mate. I cant even begin to understand

where you're coming from. I really really hope that you are

ok, there is light @ the end of the tunnel, believe me.

hey thanks for all the thoughts guys,this place is stacked with top people!!!!!! did,nt broadcast the tragic event because symthathy allthough its heart warming is not my cup of tea,

cheers lads brian