Oh I love it!

 

It's 03:42 in the morning, I have to go to work tomorrow(oh shock horror) and I noticed that I need a few more to get me over the 3 klicks to be the most posted nutter on here...so here goes...

 

Bugger, that's about 2993 so what else can I do to get the big 3K???

 

...post some crap? Yep, excellent idea...LOL

 

This is fun!

Ask a dumb question that even I can answer...OK then...

 

How can you tell a short wheelbase from a 2+2???

Yer muppet...ROFL

 

Fuel filler cap is the giveaway, it's infront of the rear wheel arch and oh yeah...there's no rear seats...Doh!!!

 

"next...."

Q. What's the difference between a JWT and an SE chip??? LMFAO

A. About 50 bhp...ROFL

Am I there yet?

 

Q. When is a Z not a Z???

 

A. When it's a car that isn't a Z!!! FFS Sad eh?

BINGO

 

Do I get a priZe???

 

Obviously not!

Yeah!...But 2900 of my posts were taken up talking total crap

ROFL

Alll i can say is welcome to timmys world.

Tim, Sometimes I worry about you.

 

Of course 3K = 3 x 1024, so you haven't got there - unles you include all your aliases

No Andy,

That is 3kb which is 3072.

3 kilometres is 3000 metres not 3072

3 kilograms is 300 grams not 3072.

Infact Tim has reached 3k of posts, I think this is helped by the fact he answers his own posts.

 

Stuart D:

No, we're not talking about Kbytes or kilometers, we're talking about K. 1000 is 1000 but K is a power of 2, therefore it is 1024. There have been court cases over this where companies have offered salaries of £30K and thought they'd get away with paying £30,000.

 

Anyway, don't spoil my joke just because Tim didn't specify the units !