I was just looking at Taz's "foot in the mouth" thread and this came to mind. Humour me and play along if you wish....

 

I once saw a really stupid sign in a shop window in Peckham Rye South London:

It was a jewellers and the sign in the window read:

 

"Ear Peircing while you wait" :smash:

???????????????????

Hhhmmmm, thats pretty much the only option!

could come back later to collect i suppose

On the front of a local church hall

Jesus is coming!

No bingo Sunday

In the fruit/veg section of an American supermarket:

 

"Please don't squeeze the fruit and vegetables, ask for Julie"

 

;)

 

Dan

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

 

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

 

Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.

(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

In an office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT

AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

 

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY

PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

I was just looking at Taz's "foot in the mouth" thread and this came to mind. Humour me and play along if you wish....

 

I once saw a really stupid sign in a shop window in Peckham Rye South London:

It was a jewellers and the sign in the window read:

 

"Ear Peircing while you wait" :smash:

 

 

What?

Cant you leave it and pick it up later?

The one that always annoys me is in the supermarket for the till, that says "10 items or less".

the one that really annoys me is the 'Baby on Board' sign .... I'm not against people having kids, but FFS

the one that really annoys me is the 'Baby on Board' sign .... I'm not against people having kids, but FFS

 

 

I always assume that's the driver !

I always assume that's the driver !

 

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Not silly, just amusing, a butchers near me that says -

"Pleased to meet you, meat to please you!"

I think it's kendal where there is a sign pointing down a narrow path which says...

 

ladies toilets, unsuitable for coaches

Mega Flicks...?

 

Another one I saw at a quarry:

 

No swiming or fishing. "Deep water"??

On the side of an arial companies van

 

A smile with every erection.

Once had business cards printed ( for my flooring company)

 

Would you like laying by a professional?

:headvswal

There's a double glazing comany somewhere in N. London called Paddy O'Doors.