Out for a few drinks with my Mrs last night in Reading, having a great night! Jumped in a taxi to get back to the B&B and we get some dyke who starts humming and f\/cking haaing over my girlfriend giving her the fare in change!

 

So because I just want to get out and closer to going to bed I get my wallet out and give the biatch a five pound note.

 

Get out of the taxi and walk to the front door, goto get my wallet out to get the key card to get in and negat wallet.

 

So have somehow managed to drop my wallet getting out of the sodding taxi. Not only that but it had my girlfriends cashcard in it and then I realised this morning that I've probably lost my ex-Mrs. Turbos engagement ring which is worth about 600 squids!!! Jen trys ringing round the taxi firms but none of them can even be arsed to check with their drivers if any of them have found my wallet.

 

And to top it all off I go to get in the MR this morning and because I parked it under a whopping great tree yesterday it's been sh1t on with a vengeance by sh1te hawks over night.

 

Sometimes I wonder why we bother inhabiting this sh1te place at all??

 

:(

Out for a few drinks with my Mrs last night in Reading, having a great night! Jumped in a taxi to get back to the B&B and we get some dyke who starts humming and f\/cking haaing over my girlfriend giving her the fare in change!

 

So because I just want to get out and closer to going to bed I get my wallet out and give the biatch a five pound note.

 

Get out of the taxi and walk to the front door, goto get my wallet out to get the key card to get in and negat wallet.

 

So have somehow managed to drop my wallet getting out of the sodding taxi. Not only that but it had my girlfriends cashcard in it and then I realised this morning that I've probably lost my ex-Mrs. Turbos engagement ring which is worth about 600 squids!!! Jen trys ringing round the taxi firms but none of them can even be arsed to check with their drivers if any of them have found my wallet.

 

And to top it all off I go to get in the MR this morning and because I parked it under a whopping great tree yesterday it's been sh1t on with a vengeance by sh1te hawks over night.

 

Sometimes I wonder why we bother inhabiting this sh1te place at all??

 

:(

 

 

 

:slap: o'dear :slap:

 

Hope you find the ring..... :eek:

 

:D

Not good - taxi firms are always like that. I once left a camera in one and I tried phoning the depot but they were about as much use as a chocolate fire guard. I thought, there's no way I'm gonna get this camera back unless I find the cab. So, I went back to town to where he had picked me up and waited, and low and behold, who turns up.

 

Me - "You found my camera mate?"

Him - "Errmmm, eerrrmmm" as he nervously looks on the floor of his cam and realises that the camera is in plain view. "I was gonna bring it back to you at the end of my shift"

Me - Oh were you - that's nice of you mate, well I thought I'd save you the journey but as you are free, you can give me a lift back home as it's not far"

Him - "Errmmm, eerrrmmm - ok "

 

I was expecting him to say get stuffed.

 

Hope you get it back Timmy!

I once left a FART in the back of a cab :hurl:

 

I didnt phone to get it back :D