Right I see my dog (MCZX) has not been behaving yesterday whilst I was working!! Rest assured he will be punished tonight.

 

And he thinks its his ZX but who pays for it eh!!! He didnt know what a zx was until I introduced him to mine 3 years ago!!! He has no interest in the car apart from hammering it down the motorway - me I am trying to learn how to appreciate the car itself.

 

I have not got a fat arse!! I'm a 5ft 8 blonde size 8/10 with brown eyes and my arse looks damn good in a zed!

 

Domestic online - better than paying a therapist!!!

 

Di

 

 

I'm a 5ft 8 blonde size 8/10 with brown eyes and my arse looks damn good in a zed!

 

(dribbles).....

 

 

Matty.

 

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(DROOLING!)

 

I'll be your dog Di...

 

Ki-Ora.....(boogie booie boogie)

 

I'll be your dog....(woof woof woof woof)

 

I'll be your dog....

 

Remember that Timmy Lad?

 

LOL

 

 

Matty.

 

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LOL

 

Oh yes matey, I'm woofin', I'm woofin'...when's the next meet???

 

 

LOL!!! You lot are bloody mad!!!!

 

Matty wheres the dribblin comin from???? maybe thats a Q for the techy's???!!!!!

LMFAO

 

That's it, I need to sit down...feeling quite stuffy in here...

 

"Is that A/C on full?"

Di,

 

Kinked pipe.......now flowin freely!!

 

More of a gush than a dribble now....LOL

 

Timmy, the next meet? That only me you and Di attend or a proper meet?

 

 

Matty.

 

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It' switched off Timmy Lad....

 

...It's Hot and moist.....just how I like it...

 

 

Matty.

 

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Welcome to my Pleasure Dome

 

Yep, I was gonna suggest that mate, we can organise a meet and then email all except Di the night before to say that we're cancelling due to an Ibola outbreak or summat!!! LMAO

 

Then we can check out Di...I mean...her Z!!! What's the matter with me?...more thoroughly...ROFL

Could meet in Brum and go clubbin.....

 

How's that sound people? (meaning Timmy and Di as the others will get cancel mails closer to the date)

 

 

Matty.

 

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My new sig...

 

Fitting don't you think? LOL

 

 

Have you ever been a lifeguard Di?

im sure di's ass would look better in my z or even better glistening away in my shower eerrrrrrrrr maybe im overstepping the mark but hey if she's as stunning as she says and her fella is gettin cheeky i may as well strike while the iron is hot

(Dives in swimming pool)

 

(fains drownin)

 

HELP! HELP! HELP!

 

(Goes down for the third time.....)

 

Bet you don't know any men that would go down 3 times in one session do you Di?

 

Well I do........LOL

 

(waits to be saved......can hold breath for days, no worries)

 

 

Matty.

 

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Get in line Tooley....yo may be 'El Tooley Generale' but I shall be breaking ranks here!

 

LMAO

 

 

Matty.

 

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ROFL

 

We should be locked up!

 

Good to have Peter O'Tooley back on a semi-regular basis

 

We've scared Di off guys...

 

Timmy Lad....

 

I seem to have that happen to me all the time..

 

Di?

 

(silence)

 

LMAO

 

 

Matty. BTW...Welcome back (semi) Mr Donut Tooly

 

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Well, I dont know what to say to all of that!!!!!.....well yes i do......

 

Matty is your pipe kinking to the left or the right??? Hope its not dry & cracked from lack of use!!!

 

TT - the picture isnt far out, no I havent been a lifeguard but I have a qualification in mouth to mouth, maybe come in handy at the meets - good at administering First Aid.

 

And MCZX better watch out - now I know there are a lot more quick witted, tesosterone fuelled zed owners out there, his shelf life might be limited!!!

 

Look forward to comparing zeds!!!

 

Di

 

 

Woooohoooo......now that's a green light if I ever saw it!!

 

I shall be fist to pass out when you arrive at a meet Di, you can have a refresher course in first aid on me....no problem, glad to help.

 

Left or right?.......Always to the left, very clean and well looked after.

 

Whens the next meet? can't wait to pass out!

 

 

Matty.

 

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Scare me off - never!! You will get to know me pretty soon. I have work to do - unlike you gentlemen of leisure/kept men, so jump in & out of the site.

 

You can certainly check out my curves but I hope I won't be checking out yours!!!!LOL Better get to the gym guys............

 

 

Di

Ohhhhh errrrrrrr Mrs.

 

Me

Timmy......

 

I'm a lover not a fighter.....

 

Unless you push me too F**kin far....LMAO

 

 

Matty.

 

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ROFL

 

 

Originally posted by Diane:

 

You can certainly check out my curves but I hope I won't be checking out yours!!!!LOL Better get to the gym guys............

 

 

Di

 

Right well that's me and Tooley in for some bodywork then at GLS, Grasshopper Lard Sport then.

 

I fancey the Veilside Beer Gut removal kit...what about you Tooley? You look like you might be mad for the Strosek Wide Arch mate...LOL

 

As for that racing snake Mat Lad, he needs to go to the gym like yeah my arse! ROFL

 

That's just a highly tuned beer drinkin', womanisin', football playin' Shag Nastey & Muttley all in

 

 

Very much appriaciated comments Timmy Lad!

 

Keep spreading the word....LMAO

 

 

Matty.

 

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