Test for Dementia:-

 

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (scroll down)

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

position are you in?

 

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

 

Try not to screw up in the next question, please. What would your friends

think, if they saw your answer?

 

To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the

first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

 

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

 

 

 

You're not very good at this! Are you? To what, exactly, do you attribute

this? WELL!!!???

 

Third Question:

Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

 

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Based on your previous

performance, we are not holding out much hope for your success. However,

hope always springs eternal. . .

 

 

 

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another

1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

 

 

Scroll down for answer.

Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

 

 

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your

day. Maybe you will get the last question right? But that's only a 'maybe'.

. . and we are not holding our breath. Fourth Question:

 

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.

What is the name of the fifth daughter?

 

Answer: Nunu?

 

NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again, please. Tsk!

 

Okay, now the bonus round--PLEASE TRY HARDER THIS TIME!

There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the

action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the

shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

 

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how

should he express himself?

 

 

WELL?!!!

 

 

 

He just has to open his mouth and ask. So simple!

 

 

(Courtesy of work email)

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

 

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

 

 

 

If youo overtake the last person in a race then your lapping them, so you can be any fooking position you want other than last

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

 

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

 

 

 

If youo overtake the last person in a race then your lapping them, so you can be any fooking position you want other than last

 

This man deserves a HAM sandwich :D

lol, very good. I got caught out on every one

lol, very good. I got caught out on every one

 

Good to know im not the only one then... :rolleyes:

*******! LOL I'm getting old:D Still got all my own hair though.....unlike some:D

didnt get caught by one except the bonus round :hyper: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

didnt get caught by one except the bonus round :hyper: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

Smart arse :tongue: ;)

didnt get caught by one except the bonus round :hyper: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

 

No...but you did get caught drivin with no insurance

 

:slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :x: :nelson:

No...but you did get caught drivin with no insurance

 

:slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :x: :nelson:

lol what a come back :D

No...but you did get caught drivin with no insurance

 

:slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :x: :nelson:

 

PMSL, Ouch!.

No...but you did get caught drivin with no insurance

 

:slap: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :nelson:

 

 

Bitch :xxx: :slap: :mac1: :smash: :headvswal True though!

Bitch :xxx: :slap: :mac1: :smash: :headvswal True though!

 

MMeeeoooowwww.....

 

Only avin a G-Rafe with u bud :slap: ....U were just in unlucky circumstances.

Yeah i know, ain't takin it to heart :D Most original joke about it i heard yet anyway :D