Has anyone here porked a porker?

 

Ive baited the fuck out of Porsche drivers this week and not one of them took me on!

 

My theory is, that they are shit scared of the certain humiliation awaiting them should

they even try.

 

Stick that one up your snout and snort it

Porker!

 

Ian.

 

 

Timmy, Your MKIII was reliable! Wow that's got to be a first!!

 

LMAO!!

Have a look on the Supra Forum.I think they are winding you guys up

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Oh and the TRAX thing...I wasn't there but

 

 

 

And why dare we ask weren't you there ???

 

Car in the shop ?? Again.

 

 

OK Twatty Turbo, I'll take your non response to mean you aren't up for the track day. Shame.

 

 

Bedtime? PE kit packed etc.???? Thought so!

Originally posted by MAC 1:

Dylan when you drive your Z do you take off your roof?. It just looks like on the picture your ears would bend if you left it on

 

 

Yeah, as much as possible, then I can use them as air brakes to supplement Nissan's offering. When Zebedee's in the car I have to make sure he's fully strapped in otherwise I tend to lose him when he gets a bit excited.

 

Dylan

 

PS Florence is a bit of a goer in the back seat after a drive in the Z and it's a shame about Ermintrude but I just *HAD* to have leather seats

 

 

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Twatty Turbo, I'll take your non response to mean you aren't up for the track day. Shame.

 

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Branners!

 

Right that's it then

 

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Branners!

 

Right that's it then

 

 

What??

Hmm dont you lot think you are getting personal?

 

This is getting out of hand.

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Branners!

 

Right that's it then

 

 

 

Mum, Mum all the big boys keep picking on me!!!

 

 

[This message has been edited by Martin F (edited 18-11-2001).]

Originally posted by Dylan:

Yeah, as much as possible, then I can use them as air brakes to supplement Nissan's offering. When Zebedee's in the car I have to make sure he's fully strapped in otherwise I tend to lose him when he gets a bit excited.

 

Dylan

 

PS Florence is a bit of a goer in the back seat after a drive in the Z and it's a shame about Ermintrude but I just *HAD* to have leather seats

LMFAO!well what can I say to that?LMFFFAO!

 

 

 

 

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sorry timmy , they have you there, MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh this is funny, i mean really funny, muwhahahahahaha

 

all good for a laugh, i imagine the guys ont he lamborghinini forum look at this lot and do exactly the same, thn it fettles down the ranks till the poor corsa boys lol

 

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BUFF MAN 300ZX SUPER HERO!!!! or is that DUFFMAN????

LMAO

 

Gone quiet though! Chickens! Buuuuu buck buck buck buuuuuuuu!

Porky Eric its a pity you didnt die when that Clio hit your car. Would have done us all a favour, lets just hope you get banned instead. Your mate Ash sounds like some kind of arsehole as well. At least when Timmy went on your forum he used his own name and it was obvious he was having a laugh and not being a spineless little shit like you. For someone who doesnt like the 300 you and some of your sad mates spend an awful lot of time on this forum. As for challenging people to a race,if its having the fastest and most expensive toy that stimulates you then I will quater mile my cheapo £3000 GSXR 1100 against your wonder car and destroy your sorry ass everytime.

 

Good luck in court...

Originally posted by alexh:

Timmy, Your MKIII was reliable! Wow that's got to be a first!!

 

LMAO!!

 

Ha ha haaaa!

 

Yep granted mate, I looked at a few, and I know all about the head gaskett thing due to Toyota not tightening the head bolts down to a more suitable torque than was required!

 

I looked at one and it had mayo in the oil cap etc.

 

But mine had 46K on it when I bought it and after talking to the previous servicing peeps it had a head gaskett replacement at 43K! However, they obviously did a good job coz when I chopped it in it had covered 86K and never let me down once!

 

So you're showing how stuck up you can be, not only do you bait 300 owners...you lot had to seperate yourselves from the proper Toyota forum and setup on your own! Says it all really!

 

 

 

Originally posted by paulg:

Porky Eric its a pity you didnt die when that Clio hit your car. Would have done us all a favour, lets just hope you get banned instead. Your mate Ash sounds like some kind of arsehole as well. At least when Timmy went on your forum he used his own name and it was obvious he was having a laugh and not being a spineless little shit like you. For someone who doesnt like the 300 you and some of your sad mates spend an awful lot of time on this forum. As for challenging people to a race,if its having the fastest and most expensive toy that stimulates you then I will quater mile my cheapo £3000 GSXR 1100 against your wonder car and destroy your sorry ass everytime.

 

Good luck in court...

 

IS Timmy Turbo his real name then ??

I was trying to think who the Corsa boys would pick on, but I'm not sure they would even match up to an Allegro

 

P.S. - I'd have the lot of ya

 

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UK Supras resident lurker

UK 95TT6 with stuff done

Paulg you infantile moron, engage your brain before posting rubbish such as that. If you had of bothered to read any of what has been going on, you would see that I was merely having a laugh this evening.

 

Used my real name? Check the posts again retard, I posted my name up. Or perhaps you could check my profile? No, that's probably too complex for someone as simple as you.

 

God you're the man aren't you, taking me on on your GSXR whatever. Im sooooo impressed. As I'm sure are all your mates who probably hang out around Burger King with you on a Friday night, talking about the latest race you've made up in that small brain of yours.

 

 

You sound a bit annoyed...shame as that is what you wanted to do to us when you decided to put in an appearance. I am not infantile or it would be me who was posting wind ups on other forums but I must be simple because I thought "having a laugh" meant saying something funny, not talking total shit.

Oh and you were the big man though when you were challenging Timmy to a race but you dont like it when someone makes the same comments back.

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by paulg (edited 19-11-2001).]

Originally posted by Martin F:

IS Timmy Turbo his real name then ??

 

Ahhh haaaa, fuck me sideways! So it's not just me then?

 

You get hostile to everyone who comes on your forum!

 

You guys ARE THE ONES WHO NEED TO GET LIVES!

 

Not me!

 

Fuckin' sad is all I can say to that!

 

And no Timmy Turbo is not my name, and if anyone is that mad for it, my email is on my profile so bring it on!

 

 

Yes, challenging Timmy to a race that is somewhat fairer than saying I will race a bike against the 1/4 mile. Did I say I was definitely going to win? No

 

Instead you come the smug arsehole with the 'yeah I got a big bike and I'm gonna kick your ass so bad'. Grow up kid. Tell you what, I'll get a top fuel dragster and challenge you to the 1/4 mile. Same sort of thing isn't it, pointless and stupid saying it really isn't it?

 

And as for wishing someone dead? Well that really does say what type of human being you are doesn't it??

 

Go back to your cave.

 

 

Originally posted by Timmy_Turbo:

Ahhh haaaa, fuck me sideways! So it's not just me then?

 

 

 

Shouldn't that read

 

Baaa Baaaaa Fuck me sideways !!!!

 

 

WTF are you going on about?

 

Look I don't hate anyone, or hold a grudge against anyone! So stop taking the piss and I'll behave!

 

 

I don't live in a cave mate, so you got that wrong...are you one of these 50+ blokes who's got a right chip on their shoulder?

 

If you don't like the responses to your posts(and what are you doing on here anyway?) why don't you bugger off back to the Porch forums?

 

I tried with the Supra forum, I posted on the 200SX forum but that was ruined by a Supra guy! The same guy that started it off FFS!!!

 

Fuck me! You guys are the sad people not me!

 

I try to be friendly but you guys are just shit stirrers and you're not doing the relations between the forums/clubs any favours! Bugger off!

Timmy, that wasn't posted against you, it was posted against PaulG. (unless you two are the same??).

 

I take great offence when people wish me dead.

oh dear... you came here to be the smartarse and now its you who is pissed off. It was you who started the race thing and bragging about how much your car costs. I am not the smug one with a big bike, in fact I am into cars much more than bikes. I was just trying to explain in basic easy to understand terms (for you) that your car is not the fastest thing in the universe

 

Really pleased your annoyed though