Wheres chris C I hear you say

I know you thought that he was gay

But think again my forum chums

He's not just into blokies bums

He's signed up to this dodgy site

And trawls the adverts every night

Then off he goes across the land

With pack of 3 and knob in hand

 

Now these game girls arn't always nice

Even Duffer would STOP..THINK TWICE

Cos some are fat and some are thin

And some have hairs upon their chin

So when you see him come to town

Doors are locked and blinds are down

Turn out the lights and hope he'll pass

He might be here to shag your lass.

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LMFAO

 

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ROFL :rofl:

 

Even Pam Ayres could not do one as good:D;)

Pmsl

:rofl: :slap: on the back bud ....thats is funny as foook :rofl:

:rofl: :slap: on the back bud ....thats is funny as foook :rofl:

 

LOL Sarge, I have known Mr C for a few years now and the scary thing in the above poem is that is 95% accurate, I would also like to add he has no standards he has no morals anything gets it FACT! :hurl: :rofl:

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bttt

There was a young man called Chris

 

 

 

Carry on....................

He had a problem when he went for a piss

He bagged a transvestite........

like most of his blokes he looked shite

He decided to look

and boy was he in for a fright !!!!!

He decided to look

Chris gave him a suck

and gave his nuts a good tug

and said what a hell of a poofter am i

:hurl: Then came all over his eye....:hurl:

Bwahahahah

hey chris where are you bud, come join our jovial japes its great :D

Poor Chris................. he's always getting a good rimming ooooooooops i mean ribbing. Funny as......Paul

LMFAO! :D

Well what can I say to that :o

OK so I had 5 different birds last week and pulled again on saturday night and spent the weekend in bed again.

Another week goes by and the Z is still not fixed LOL

 

Go do the tart test again you arse bandits :rofl:

LMFAO :D :D