The mrs :headvswal wants me to find out why so many of u lot are on here instead of wine-ing and dine-ing your ladies , and before anyone asks im on here cos we got a takeaway and i feel crap !! right time for a :duffer:

The Telly is broke :D

Took mine for a larvley Ruby murry and with a few Red wines (her not me) now she's down stairs and im up here......:rofl:

My good lady wife is down stairs screaming with delight at the telly watching the Arsenal game.........

The Telly is broke :D

 

Had a day off work today and just finished the laminate flooring in the kitchen !! :(

 

Sitting here with a large Glenmorangie and a Chicken Tikka Bhoona, with Pakora and a nan !!!

 

Because I deserve to be sitting here !!!! :D

 

Alan......

Sat here at home, coz i'm single for a start and got a fooking cold :cry:

I'm on here because.................I'm at fooking work until 11pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm on here because.................I'm at fooking work until 11pm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

booooooooo......not long now bud:D

I am on here cus I have 5 mins whilst she's drying her hair after being in the shower.... :D

 

I knew those flowers from the BP on the way home would work! :rofl: :D:D

booooooooo......not long now bud:D

 

Yep and I'm gonna pour myself a nice big whisky from the bottle my missus gave me as my Valentine prezzie

 

PS its an Isle of Arran single malt mmmmmmmmmmm :D

Yep and I'm gonna pour myself a nice big whisky from the bottle my missus gave me as my Valentine prezzie

 

PS its an Isle of Arran single malt mmmmmmmmmmm :D

 

Need any help ???? :D

 

Alan....

Where else can you see tightly clad bodies without gettin moaned at by ur missus :tongue:

Need any help ???? :D

 

Alan....

 

Theres a large shot with your name on it mate - if you're not here by 11:30 tho it'll be mine :D

my GF just went home, we went to the science museum today and to a cafe in london (30 quid for 2 burgers!!!)

 

had chinese takeaway tonight,

Where else can you see tightly clad bodies without gettin moaned at by ur missus :tongue:

 

Your sneeking off to some other web sites arnt you!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Theres a large shot with your name on it mate - if you're not here by 11:30 tho it'll be mine :D

 

Damn, meet you at Southwaite. half way, sort off ??? :D

 

Alan......

Your sneeking off to some other web sites arnt you!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

What :eek: ....An honest upstanding law abiding polite person like me???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:wack: Well theres a few I could recommend like... :x: :slap: :nono:

Done fook all! think I have saved 200quid at least so thats going towards my bird on the drive :D

It's simple, I'm in Pennsylvania, just outside Philadelphia, swilling beer in the hotel bar and she's in the UK ! Problem solved ....

Im on here cus i stuck in fookin Canada and its snowing (again!!). Missus is avin a quiet night in. Well, thats what she says LOL

Damn, meet you at Southwaite. half way, sort off ??? :D

 

Alan......

 

 

Too late - it was very nice, maybe next time eh?????