At once :tongue:

large donner with chips please pete , and heavy on the mayo !!

Its not kebabs he sells - its cockles :rofl:

Karlos I've run out of mayo, duffer used it all on Mac the other night :rolleyes: I've got thousand island dressing if thats any good?

to be honest pete , id rather lick a fat birds armpit than eat that thousand island dressing !!! mmmmmmmm fat birds !!!!

:rofl: See that programme last night? :D

yep the rather plumptious women , saying its not their fault they are fat.... but it turned me on !!!

The only problem with fat birds is you have to dip em in talc to see which crack is the wet one. :hurl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S.

 

Thats where you get fetta cheese from.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The undisturbed folds on a fat birds body. :hurl: :hurl:

plus u gotta watch out for burning your ass on the lightbulb once u climb on !! i knew a rather large girl once who went out wearing stiletto's and struck oil !! Oh the fat bird jokes have started,

Yo' mumma, she's so fat she got her own postcode...

ur mumma so fat, i tried to drive round her and run out of petrol

ur mumma so fat , she walked past me when i was watching eastenders and i missed 3 episodes !!!

Yo momas so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks :D

Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo momas so fat, you could slap her ass and ride the waves

 

Hang 10 dude

ur momma so fat , she on both sides of the family !!

Yo moma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion

Yow ur mammas so big her nipples are in dufferent time zones

yo' momma so fat the last time she used a vibrator they had to send in deep sea divers to recover it

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

Your mums so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow

Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: no she not chris , u so mean !!!! u a bully !!

Both Yo mama's are so fat, they went to the movies and sat next to everyone

 

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