Hi matey,

 

Need some of that fancy underwear as an xmas pressie any chance of a discount :D

 

Got the link to the site again?

 

Cheers

Yep, it's the one with the fcuking annoying adverts on the TV.

Pretty big seller though!!

I think that will be worth a shot. Hope its not too costly.

Free thongs 4 u if it works well! :)

If you are considering several similar newspapers, you may want to divide the advertisement cost by number of readers, to give you the cost per reader. This shows you where you get most bang for the buck. This method doesn't work if you are comparing widely different papers, of course.

Interseting that one-

Our FHM ad costs £4500 / 3,500,000 readers = 13p a reader

have you tried GQ or esquire? generally slightly posher lads mags, I think its GQ with the million pound flats advertised in the back every month, somebody with dough must be reading it....

I know you will read this and think no way, but i used to be a Ann Summers rep and i found that a lot of my customers were from the likes of spearmint rhino, legs 11 etc.

 

It might be worth investing in a flyer (only a few for the couple of strip clubs that might be around you, if any) and leaving some for them to look at.

 

Good excuse to go a strip club as well. :tongue:

Nice one Guy, I might just give em a bell and get their media pack. Is that a weekly?

As for the lesbian girls, we got an ad in this and last months Diva Magazine which didnt do too well. Only a few orders, but we did get it well cheap.

 

well this is a sweeping generalisation but there is some truth in it, can you imagine a "REAL" (not imaginary porn lesbian) wearing that stuff? not likely, :D

have you tried GQ or esquire? generally slightly posher lads mags, I think its GQ with the million pound flats advertised in the back every month, somebody with dough must be reading it....

GQ is going out on Valentines edition of GQ so will be our first test.

Would like to target US folk as well as wont have to pay the VAT on those orders.

I know you will read this and think no way, but i used to be a Ann Summers rep and i found that a lot of my customers were from the likes of spearmint rhino, legs 11 etc.

 

It might be worth investing in a flyer (only a few for the couple of strip clubs that might be around you, if any) and leaving some for them to look at.

 

Good excuse to go a strip club as well. :tongue:

Good thinking Trinity :) . I cant wait till I start my new job next week.

I'm sure my missis wont mind me cruising every strip joint in the country for the next month. :hyper:

well this is a sweeping generalisation but there is some truth in it, can you imagine a "REAL" (not imaginary porn lesbian) wearing that stuff? not likely, :D

Yep, I reckon it'll be easier to sell em Gillette razors. Maybe I should stock some purple y-fronts and sell them to em instead

Why do you reckon that- I thought you had a good idea with those mags. Maybe target specific type of car driver-

Maxpower maybe- its got a high readership. I'm sure all the little chavettes would like a sparkly thong poking out the back of their shellsuits :)

 

 

Hmmmm... not sure

 

I think BIKE is a bad idea as it's ad rates will probably be similar to bigger selling lifestyle titles and it has a smaller and more tightly focused readership. CAR could be a goer - that's quite top endy and has fancy watch ads etc and sells more than BIKE to a less focused but wealthier (probably) readership.

 

Arena is the poshest / most style concious men's lifestyle mag. It's on the way up at the moment after a terrible lull.

Its ultra stylish and the ad rates are very high consiering it's modest circulation.

Hmmmm... not sure

 

I think BIKE is a bad idea as it's ad rates will probably be similar to bigger selling lifestyle titles and it has a smaller and more tightly focused readership. CAR could be a goer - that's quite top endy and has fancy watch ads etc and sells more than BIKE to a less focused but wealthier (probably) readership.

 

Arena is the poshest / most style concious men's lifestyle mag. It's on the way up at the moment after a terrible lull.

Its ultra stylish and the ad rates are very high consiering it's modest circulation.

Yes it is a dillema.

We have the posh silk stuff from £100 to £300 so need to advertise that to very wealthy folk. Then we have the single thongs which appeal to all. I guess its always good to use the images of the thongs as once most people are on the site, they'll buy the more expensive stuff if they want.

 

Getting Delicates as a well known brand name is the key, like Figleaves for general stuff, we want people to think of Delicates when they want to buy something special.

I would say Max Power would probably be a bad idea.

Theur readers are VERY young, and don't have much money at all. Most don't have a girlfriend either.

 

The context (having a nice car and a girlfriend) is something they aspire to but most are teenagers.

 

I do wonder if that Sunday Times Chistmas Special could be really good... although maybe it's too late for that and it depends how much space they offer you for that price (bear in mind they may haggle lots as their deadline looms).

I would say Max Power would probably be a bad idea.

Theur readers are VERY young, and don't have much money at all. Most don't have a girlfriend either.

 

The context (having a nice car and a girlfriend) is something they aspire to but most are teenagers.

 

I do wonder if that Sunday Times Chistmas Special could be really good... although maybe it's too late for that and it depends how much space they offer you for that price (bear in mind they may haggle lots as their deadline looms).

Yea, I'd be willing to gamble too. I'll try the usual- " Give us a good price and if it works, I keep using you "

What you need to do is get down to the local market, buy 400 pairs of wideband white kecks for women...take one can of tuna fish...empty out tuna fish oil into bowl. Then with small brush paste the tuna fish oil onto crotch area of said kecks, invest in some jiffy bags and flog to Japanese business men and general perv community as soiled nurses knickers! Job done! PMSL :D

What you need to do is get down to the local market, buy 400 pairs of wideband white kecks for women...take one can of tuna fish...empty out tuna fish oil into bowl. Then with small brush paste the tuna fish oil onto crotch area of said kecks, invest in some jiffy bags and flog to Japanese business men and general perv community as soiled nurses knickers! Job done! PMSL :D

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Prize goes to Timmy FishSniffer!

Try the Country Life mags. We are talking posh chaps with sexy young fillies and bits on the side, Lots of Dosh and any excuse to get the ladies down to their smalls before a spot of dicky back riding. A couple of models in thongs and riding boots should do it. One's imagination needs a cold shower. Bygods sir it would for me old chap.

What you need to do is get down to the local market, buy 400 pairs of wideband white kecks for women...take one can of tuna fish...empty out tuna fish oil into bowl. Then with small brush paste the tuna fish oil onto crotch area of said kecks, invest in some jiffy bags and flog to Japanese business men and general perv community as soiled nurses knickers! Job done! PMSL :D

 

I'll have the lot :o :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

I'll have the lot :o :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

Sold to the man with the serial smelly knicker fetish.

 

I wonder if women would buy my old skegs.... that is if I could peel em off. Probably need a bit of turps to shift em :rofl:

PMSL :rofl:

How about put some flashy fliers up an the Army bases??? LOADS of blokes will see them and shouldn't cost too much. I'm on a camp with about 1000 lads, most of whom havent a clue what to get their misses! Including me LOL :) I'm in Reading every weekend so could easily pick up some fliers and stick them up around camp. I'll be able to get into Arborfield Barracks(down the road from you) and put some up there too.

Only an idea!!

How about put some flashy fliers up an the Army bases??? LOADS of blokes will see them and shouldn't cost too much. I'm on a camp with about 1000 lads, most of whom havent a clue what to get their misses! Including me LOL :) I'm in Reading every weekend so could easily pick up some fliers and stick them up around camp. I'll be able to get into Arborfield Barracks(down the road from you) and put some up there too.

Only an idea!!

Cheers Piesoup!! Always glad to help out the squaddys. We done a fair bit in the past with guys out in Iraq. Its amazing that FHM finds its way out there!

 

If your around Reading pop buy and I'll print off a few flyers off. I'm sure we can pursuede my missis to sort out a free thong (unused of course) for your efforts ;) I'll PM you my Mobly. I'm in Caversham much further north of Reading to Arborfield, but could whiz out and meet ya if ya like. Me a man of leisure from next monday so gimme a bell.

Cheerz

AL

Hey Al - what about the free Virgin Trains magasine on their trains, loads of business types read them :) I forget what its called but someone will know, or their website might say. Hotline? Something like that.

 

Pete

Hey Al - what about the free Virgin Trains magasine on their trains, loads of business types read them :) I forget what its called but someone will know, or their website might say. Hotline? Something like that.

 

Pete

good thinking- as they are all sat there in 1st class plugged into the net on their wi-fi.

:)