just a few mins back the door bell went and there stood on my step is a half cut-half wit with a santa hat on... :confused:

who proceeded to tell me i'd better let my cat out or else :nono: ....unfcukingbelievable.... :xxx:

still what shocks me is i'm not shocked anymore it just seems to be part of Brightons colourful tapestry being challenged by these peoples behaviour on a daily baisis....anyway rant over

Let your cat out of what?

Maybe he was a "Cat burglar"? :rofl:

Let your cat out of the bag?!? Eh?

 

Do you have cat sh1t all over your house by any chance?? lol :rofl:

LFAO ... Got to let yer Cat out mate .. PMSL

 

Saying this, I did have kids come round the other day Carol Singing. Told em to fook off and come back Christmas Eve ... fookin idiots

Maybe he was a "Cat burglar"? :rofl:

 

Surely if he was he'd have let it out himself :confused:

 

or did you mean "Cat buggerlar"

let it (cat) out of the house...he'd been peering in the front window

So you duly punched the drunk idoit in the face then????

haha...nope i told him he was knocking on the wrong door...that cat in the window was next doors...it was debatable as to drink being the issue here...more like H or its prescribed subtitute...Brighton is now the capital of drug death in Europe...1 a week now just from H...and people still think this is a cool city to come and live in...they are in for a shock

Brighton is now the capital of drug death in Europe...1 a week now just from H...

 

im sure many would like to send a few smackheads to join 'em

harsh but their choice to lead a decent life or be a waste of space :mad:

im sure many would like to send a few smackheads to join 'em

 

yep send em down here...they're welcome to the place.....me and my family are getting out as soon as

Getting outta there sounds like a good idea!!

Getting outta there sounds like a good idea!!

 

I'll second that...

just a few mins back the door bell went and there stood on my step is a half cut-half wit with a santa hat on... :confused:

who proceeded to tell me i'd better let my cat out or else :nono: ....unfcukingbelievable.... :xxx:

 

Round my way the local pikey scum kids started coming round demanding money for Halloween in the first week of October (fs!). That carried on, pretty much every other night (90% of the time I ignored the doorbell and just worried WTF they might do to my car :mad: ).

 

Then after the 5th of November they came around every other night wanting "two quid for the guy" - that carried on until last week (again, I usually ignored the door, although it's hard to ignore it when they're hammering the doorbell, door, letterbox and your front window constantly for 30 seconds).

 

They just came around (literally) and started to sing "merry christmas" (no Xmas get up, just their little pikey f*cking hoodies, looking like the little criminals they are and will no doubt grow into) and held out their hands for more money. When I said I hadn't got any (I haven't, I'm f*cking skint for a start and have no change in the house) they just said "Oh, well we'll come back then". Slammed the door in their faces (was rather hoping to trap some fingers, never mind).

 

 

Grrr. They're driving me f*cking nuts. I f*cking hate kids as it is, let alone when they've been terrorising me for a month (it's the same groups of kids every time - all about 9-10 years old maybe).

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

Round my way the local pikey scum kids started coming round demanding money for Halloween in the first week of October (fs!). That carried on, pretty much every other night (90% of the time I ignored the doorbell and just worried WTF they might do to my car :mad: ).

 

Then after the 5th of November they came around every other night wanting "two quid for the guy" - that carried on until last week (again, I usually ignored the door, although it's hard to ignore it when they're hammering the doorbell, door, letterbox and your front window constantly for 30 seconds).

 

They just came around (literally) and started to sing "merry christmas" (no Xmas get up, just their little pikey f*cking hoodies, looking like the little criminals they are and will no doubt grow into) and held out their hands for more money. When I said I hadn't got any (I haven't, I'm f*cking skint for a start and have no change in the house) they just said "Oh, well we'll come back then". Slammed the door in their faces (was rather hoping to trap some fingers, never mind).

 

 

Grrr. They're driving me f*cking nuts. I f*cking hate kids as it is, let alone when they've been terrorising me for a month (it's the same groups of kids every time - all about 9-10 years old maybe).

 

 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

 

Get a big f***in dog! SNUFF SAID! :mac1:

Grrr. They're driving me f*cking nuts. I f*cking hate kids as it is, let alone when they've been terrorising me for a month (it's the same groups of kids every time - all about 9-10 years old maybe).

 

 

I know exactly how you feel. :mad:

 

Do what i did, and buy a rottie or a doberman don't feed it for a day or so and let it open the door when the kids knock it instead of you. :rofl: :rofl:

 

Problem solved :D

Get a big f***in dog! SNUFF SAID! :mac1:

 

Lol - good plan :)

 

They came one night while I was cooking dinner - I nearly answered the door holding my giant meat cleaver (a knife, not what you lot are thinking, you sick puppies :rofl: ) - but thought better of it - they'd probably tell their parents and have me locked up for 'threatening behaviour' or something.

Lol - good plan :)

 

They came one night while I was cooking dinner - I nearly answered the door holding my giant meat cleaver (a knife, not what you lot are thinking, you sick puppies :rofl: ) - but thought better of it - they'd probably tell their parents and have me locked up for 'threatening behaviour' or something.

 

Or depending on what area you live in, they would probably pull out a bigger knife then yours. :shock: :rofl:

 

Kids these days are just not kids anymore. :nono:

Or depending on what area you live in, they would probably pull out a bigger knife then yours. :shock: :rofl:

 

Living in Slough - you're probably right..

 

Kids these days are just not kids anymore. :nono:

 

You're not wrong there - when I was a kid we didn't go around harassing people, damaging property (Ok, so maybe we kicked the odd football through a window accidentally, but usually ended up paying for it somehow!) and generally being thieving little scumbags.. Grrrr. Grrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

and generally being thieving little scumbags.. Grrrr. Grrrrrrrrr! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

you ain't kidding, i can't keep a set of dust cap covers on my car. :nono:

 

I know it sounds really funny when you think about it, but i'm sick of replacing the bloody things.

 

I am contemplating connecting the next set of covers to a car batery, then lets see the little fooker's take them :D :rofl:

yep dog deffo works

our paperboy is so shit scared he leaves the paper on the mat, so she went to the shop and asked him to stick it through the letter box, at the end of the day our Akita is good, but she would never get her teeth through a letter box lol, so what does the little sod do, knocks on the door at 7-30am

i guess he's getting his own back lol

 

 

heres a classic "i blame the parents" but its true, my youngest is 12, and we always know where he is, and im pretty sure he doesn't got up to what some shits do, he knows better what would happen if anyone knocked on our the door,

 

but i doubt some drug taking beer swilling "parents" :rolleyes:

give a shit what they do, if they get taken inton care or prison when theyre old enough, less hassle for them:(

but i doubt some drug taking beer swilling "parents" :rolleyes:

give a shit what they do, if they get taken inton care or prison when theyre old enough, less hassle for them:(

 

You're right m8 of course, because not all kids are like it (OK, I don't like any kids really, but I can at least tolerate ones that aren't trying to steal from me!) - some of the local ones (live across the road) used to play around my car.. Quick word to ask them not to in future and guess what? They don't anymore..

 

The ones coming around begging are from other estates I think - there's some real pikey ones not far from me.

 

Hell, one year a bunch of kids (maybe 8-9 years old) came round at halloween with their father - he was carrying a bottle of cheap wine and asked me to open it for him so that he could drink it while taking the kids around! FS!

 

While I was doing that (didn't think to shut the door, was still too trusting at that point) the little shits nicked all the change off the bookcase in the hallway - while he was f*cking stood there!

 

 

I'd love a dog actually - but the flat is too small for one I reckon (one bed, ground floor hovel), although I do at least have a garden.. Plus I'm a lazy b*stard, so I'd probably never take it for a walk (that's the other thing - I hate walking around here due to constant verbal abuse from passers by and general intimidation).

 

FS. I want to live somewhere else.. preferrably another country :(

yep dog deffo works

our paperboy is so shit scared he leaves the paper on the mat, so she went to the shop and asked him to stick it through the letter box, at the end of the day our Akita is good, but she would never get her teeth through a letter box lol, so what does the little sod do, knocks on the door at 7-30am

i guess he's getting his own back lol

 

Thats cool, I found as well though before i had my dog the Iguana in the window scared kids. Especially when he used to hiss at the kids walking past. :D

 

heres a classic "i blame the parents" but its true, my youngest is 12, and we always know where he is, and im pretty sure he doesn't got up to what some shits do, he knows better what would happen if anyone knocked on our the door,

 

but i doubt some drug taking beer swilling "parents" :rolleyes:

give a shit what they do, if they get taken inton care or prison when theyre old enough, less hassle for them:(

 

Yeah, there are some parents out there that don't give a monkeys about there kids, what there doing etc.

 

Its a shame really, becuase this is the next generation :(

Its a shame really, becuase this is the next generation :(

 

Yup. We're screwed.

it comes down to all responsible people having to arm themselves......................with camcorders and ASBO's I'm afraid to say....i wish we could let kids be kids....but its true to say some adults are hell-bent making them little adults with no fear of consequenses....its a simple fact it you think there is a good chance of being caught you wont do it...if there is no chance or you get away with it every night there is going to little fear in those little minds....old bill sitting behind a camera monitor doesnt equal old bill plodding the streets

it comes down to all responsible people having to arm themselves......................with camcorders and ASBO's I'm afraid to say....i wish we could let kids be kids....but its true to say some adults are hell-bent making them little adults with no fear of consequenses....its a simple fact it you think there is a good chance of being caught you wont do it...if there is no chance or you get away with it every night there is going to little fear in those little minds....old bill sitting behind a camera monitor doesnt equal old bill plodding the streets

 

I can see your point, :mac1: in some ways i do suppose that kids have to be that little bit more grown up these days to protect themselves.