Well not really but check this out. This man is a fook up :xxx:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3978957.stm

I got stopped twice in one day a few weeks back on the way to and from my Nephew's birthday party in Buckley!

 

NW traffic cops are w@nkers full stop.

 

Mind you them new T5's are nice inside. PMSL :D

 

I slowly pulled past the cop car doing about 75 mph and I don't think he liked that so they pulled off up a slip road and I thought "I bet they come back on again!" and sure enough they did.

 

So I maintained what I thought was about 75-80 mph (speedo in the 5 Turbot is phuket) and they caught me up and stayed behind me. Next thing blue lights go on so I pulled over and sat in the car. Female bacon gets outta the T5 and walks to me car and this will crack you up...dopey biatch couldn't open the door as the catches are on the inside of the door so I had to open it for her.

 

She then goes on about how I was speeding, so I said no I wasn't so then she asks me to get out of the car and sit in the back of theirs. So then I get this gorilla of a male Welsh copper giving me a nursery lesson about how dangerous to other road users speeding is etc. etc. etc. blah blah blah f\/cking blah blah!!!

 

Turns out their vascar system is not working so they agree to caution me but coz I still maintained I wasn't speeding he starts getting the right ar$e.

 

Anyway I got off with a b011ocking and that was that.

 

She was fit as f\/ck though but at the end of the day she's still a copper and the worst kind aswell! ;)

 

He was just a c\/nt basically!!!

 

I hope Brunstrom gets run over by a crackhead who has just nicked a ZX10R and impact speed should be around the 160 mark I reckon. :D Oh and the crackhead dies aswell by the way, that way we get rid of two useless f\/cks in one go, now that would be justice seen to be done IMO. PMSLMFAO :D

Lol, got done doing 97mph in a Renault 5 Tubby myself a few years ago!

 

Great little cars aren't they, mine sounded like a dog barking in 1st gear, wooooof! :bow:

Do dogs have gears? :confused: ;)

Do dogs have ears? :confused: ;)

 

Yep fluffy ones on both sides of their heads! PSML :D