Some of you will know that this is probably poetic justice but I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

 

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

 

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

 

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed my wheel was kerbed. Should I take it Lepson's or Spit and Polish?

Oh dear........ :rolleyes: :confused:

lol

kick her out and buy some nice new alloys ;)

Run over her blokes head with the bent rim,then send her the bill :rofl: On seconds thoughts,NO give me a call instead.

I would have them both buffed! ;)

lol f@king hell Roy i thought you were being serious!!! at least about the wife bit. crikey!

I wouldn't be suprised if he is!

shame about the wheel

thats just bad luck

put the wife on the game , use the money to get a new set of rims

job done

I would have them both buffed! ;)

Surely thats Snuffed....... :x: :x:

LOL !!

 

For about 90% of the time you had me !! :eek:

 

Dont know you mate, but that was 1st class.

 

While the wife was reading it she said "ohh, thats a shame"

 

Xcellent.

 

Alan....

Good innit! Blatantly nicked from our site but made me pmsl!