I have arranged for Chris to appear on the Granada Men & Motors program with his Zed :dance:

 

M&M will interview Chris and take shots of his wide ass :cool:

 

Good luck Chris, show them what a beast of a machine the Zed really is :dance: :dance: :dance:

:eek:

 

You think???

 

You should know and so should everyone else within sight.

I Stink!!!!

 

He certainly did, some went in my eye I think its damaged my sight.

 

:dance:

I like bananas up my bottom :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

:shock:

I have quite a few ladyboys on the go ;)

 

 

Nothing to boast about chris

I've got nothing to boast about, chris. My Z is rusty and I'm as gay as a gay bloke who's really gay :(

 

:D

Good luck Chris and remember to get that female parking aerial off the front wing before you turn up, that biattchhh can't be doing your drag queen coefficient any good bud! Ditch the b1tch asap. ROFL :rofl:

Thanks for suggesting it was my cam timing that was causing my low compression btw Andy. You saved me having to strip the engine down to find out there was nothing wrong. I certainly owe you a few :duffer: ;) I'd give you a blow job but I know you're not into that kind of thing so :duffer: will have to do I suppose :( Thanks again bud, you're a life saver! :bow:

 

No worries chris any time bud :D

I have a complex since Paul C won the Technical Assistance award and i've never come to terms with it :cry:

 

Aaaaaw we do appreciate you really Andy :D :rofl:

Aaaaaw we do appreciate you really Andy :D :rofl:

 

Yea but offering him a BJ is taking things a bit too far mate

Yelp! butt ring him. a BJ is taking things a bit too far up mate

 

:o

:shock:

:shock:

 

LMFAO :D

 

Told you mate, romping on here! :D

bunch of faggots its not like this on the hairy chest wig forum!

bunch of faggots its not like this on the hairy chest wig forum!

 

LMAO :D

 

Keep yer back door close to the wall in here mate or you're likely to end up with brown sausage treatment! PMSL :rofl: HP sauce anyone? :D

bunch of faggots its not like this on the hairy chest wig forum!

 

 

I am not going to put up with Toymota :xxx: on here! 7 days cooling down for you oh frog prince

No Big Mac, you can't ban Massive FFS! LOL :D

LoveMyArsehOle :D

 

Keep yer back door loose to the balls in here mate or you lik ends with brown sausage treats! PMSL :rofl: MAN sauce anyone? :D

 

:nelson: :eek: :x:

No Big Mac, you can't beat Massive sausages FFS! LOL :D

 

You get worse mate!

LMFAO cheeky tw@ts!

 

Cheers to Mr Chris for sorting this out :bow:

 

It's on Thursday at 3pm at the Granada studios local toilets in Manchester if anyone wants to be in my brown love pit crew! ;) :rofl:

I'll need it.

 

Hmmm, yes I'm sure you will young Christopher! ROFL :rofl:

oooh big boy wants to punish me! Chase me!

I have arranged for Chris to appear on the Blue Oyster Bar show program with his Zed at Canal Street in Manchester!:dance:

 

M&M (Marmite Man & Mars Bar Lover) will fiddle with Chris and take shots of cum up his wide ass batty :cool:

 

Good luck Chris, show them what lovers of man phat love the Zed lovers really are :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

:rofl:

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS :rofl:

Yep! Im not here!

By the law of averages, someone (or more) on here actually is gay.

Not me though! I'm engaged to Mrs Craig David.

 

That said, the 300 is a pretty much "man's car" so maybe there are no fruits here after all.

Yeah come on, own up. Who on this board is basically a replica of Stuart from Queer as Folk??? PMSL :D

 

Time for you to come out I reckon!