:eek: Shopping yesterday at More Reasons (boring but essential as beer, whisky and Resolve are required for the weekend!!) and shock, horror Christmas Selection Boxes and Advent Calenders were on sale :shock:

So I got to thinking:- What's everyone going to ask Santa for this Christmas??? Top of my list hmmmmmmmmmmmm let me think alloys?? interior re-trim?? lambo doors?? Probably get socks and aftershave as usual!!!!!

Blow job? :D

From Santa? :eek: Kinda wierd fetish you have there Andy. Mickey can you do this one? :rofl:

PMSL

 

Good news little prawn, your car is READY :D Had a nightmare getting it to look right but then I realised it was cos it was GAY RED so I painted it white for you, now it looks like a REAL car :tongue:

You fooking beaut! :cool::bow::hyper:

From Santa? :eek: Kinda wierd fetish you have there Andy. Mickey can you do this one? :rofl:

 

:eek: ;)

Brand new Yamaha R6 in blue please and a couple of 18 year old girls with massive jugs like the ones I had approach my desk about an hour ago. I nearly said to her "Are they lost?" but saved myself at the last second and said "Are you lost?" instead! Oh and she was smuggling peanuts aswell...what a Friday treat. Get in!!! LOL

If I say good will to all men and peace on earth, do I win? "what no!!"

 

Fvck it then I'll have a week locked in a hotel room with a pair of nymphoaniac beauty's

and plenty of high energy drinks.

If I say good will to all men and peace on earth, do I win? "what no!!"

 

Fvck it then I'll have a week locked in a hotel room with a pair of nymphoaniac beauty's

and plenty of high energy drinks.

 

 

And a pocket full of Viagra

...so I painted it white for you, now it looks like a REAL car :tongue:

 

damn right! ;)

Speaking of viagra I knew a bird once who used to take it for a laugh, she said it made her well horney? anyone heard of that shit before?

 

Might get a bag and slip some in the missus coffee lmfao

Yeah I've heard that too, it would also make it more obvious if you'd pulled a ladyboy by "mistake" Steve ;)

a rise of interest rates to 9% followed by a collapse int he housing market?

 

YES PLEASE :D:D

A Shell Garage Outside My Front Door Would Be Great :d

A Shell Garage Outside My Front Door Would Be Great :d

 

 

Hope you don't smoke then :D

Hope you don't smoke then

 

http://www.300zx.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=38406

 

:nelson:

Thats why I posted it LMFAO

From Santa?

:eek:

 

Thats why I posted it LMFAO

 

Then your a cruel man :cry: :rofl:

Hope you don't smoke then :D

 

 

funny cnut :rofl: :rofl:

i could get me cigs and fuel in one hit LOL

This'll do me........ :)

 

Back in the days when I smoked, :( ****ing aweful, to think of all that shit on me lungs :eek:

 

no it ISNT BIG and its NOT CLEVER!@!!!

fkin ell me ear looks well shiney lol!

Speaking of viagra I knew a bird once who used to take it for a laugh, she said it made her well horney? anyone heard of that shit before?

 

Might get a bag and slip some in the missus coffee lmfao

 

 

Me and Mrs Craig David tried one each one night.

 

I didn't notice anything out of the ordinary.

 

She said pretty much the same.

 

Maybe they were duff ones or something but I wouldn't bother again.

Maybe they were duff ones or something but I wouldn't bother again.

 

What? duff sells them? fukin ell hes into all sorts now isnt he!

fkin ell me balls looks well shiney lol!

 

 

oh dear you just cant keep it clean can you steve :rolleyes: :p