Right, I can use the Kirk for obvious reasons...this one is a blast!

 

Last Friday on me way home I was on the A5 which is a lovely fast section of road. Loadsa round-a-bouts to navigate and dual carriageway on this stretch.

 

So the order of the day is usually, cain it...slow down sharpish...round-a-bout...cain it...slow down etc. etc. You get the idea!

 

Anyway, Kirk is in need of some serious servicing and is behaving like a naughty school boy at the moment! NOT GOOD!

 

I'm on the inside lane approaching a large round-a-bout thingy, two young and fit girlies in outside lane in VW Golf, we get round the round thing and I'm in inside lane coming up on a car rapidly. So I think "fuck them, they'll be ages getting passed me, I'll floor it and undertake 'em looking really cool and fucking off rapidly!"

 

WRONG! Floor it and Kirk starts coughing and spluttering...backfiring whatever...and proceeds to kang-a-fuckin'-roo big time!!! So I ended up foot off the gas to stop the lurcher ride I was experiencing and having to let said girlies go past me giggling their cute little arses off!

 

Non-emprassario so gently built up speed without kickdown and then overtook them in a controlled and smoother manner! Not daring to look over to my left on way past!

 

Told me Mrs. Turbo and she just pissed herself laughing, needless to say I am in the process of purchasing lots of servicing bits and pieces to sort this out!

 

Come on then, let's have yours...don't be shy...yer mother wasn't! LOL

Hehe...

Driving towards Newark on the A1 (oyyii Juggernaught OUT OF MY F***IN FAST LANE section).

A jumped-up little wipper-snapper in a brand new MG ZR thing with two girlies and a private number plate g9ry x.

He comes barrelling out of the sliproad like the pussy that he was and flying up behind the Almighty Bat'TT.

Dropped the Black Bitch™ into 3rd and launched up the A1 in a 140mph rub-a-dub stylee!!

He tried to keep up but alas twas not to be for the MG.. we both pull of into Newark and happen to meet at a set of traffic lights .. I roll down the window and ask what this new MG has under the hood.. he says a 1.8 and asks me the same, so I naturally reply 3.0 twin turbo.. traffic lights change and he sneeeeeeeers at me and says 'IS that ALL?' and screams off like a pussycat with a firework up his butt.

Oh shit who was supposed to be having the embaressing moment Tim>

Twas not me.

Although snapping a chunk out of me Monza Nosecone on a speed bump at Silverstone godda rank as a big embaressment..

Q: Why the F*** speedbumps at Silverstone, whose having a frickin' bubble baff there??

 

 

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Glen

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GOOD EFFORT GLENSKI

 

Yeah, they'll have 'em in the pit lanes soon I reckon...somewhere there is a giant tarmac mountain of Mohammed just purely for speed calming...fuckers! ROFL

Haven't been keeping up with the threads for a few days mate.. I hear SE have bestowed life upon your Zed?

Nice one!

 

 

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Glen

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CheerZ mate, yep all done! Two weeks to go before I can go get her! Will be sleepless nights soon, butterflies etc.

 

Scarey!

 

Coming up the M20-something from Kent, doing about 90 in the middle lane, and a Scooby WRX comes up the outside doing maybe a ton..

 

I nail it to give chase... The 'box kicks down..

 

And the CAS connector decides it wants a dodgy moment.. Tacho bounces up and down like a mad thing, as does the car, and I'm not accellerating.. Actually I'm slowing down..

 

D'oh!

 

Az

 

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Stage: Rather Ill

I don't know if this counts but I got embarrest for someone else!!

 

Last night I was driving down th Birmingham Road and a mini with alad and his blonde bit of fluff in was right up my arse all the way down the road (about 2 miles) he was that close I couldn't see his lights! I was only doing 60mph......

 

I got to the end of the road and turned left onto the dual carrige way and and accelarated as you do..(BIG old led foot) had not noticed but this lad as obviously trying to impress this bit of fluff in his car and had gone into the other lane and tried to over take me, had not noticed and just accelrated like I normally do when I get oto some open road.....

 

All I saw was these headlights weave all over the road and settle back in the slow lane and get really tiny, I got to the end of the dual carrige way and turned righ at the island and the mini was still not at the island, so I went round, and round again, and for the third time and there he was....but the traffic was at such a point that he had to wiat for me to go round the island two more times before he could get out and then I changed my route home and went after him up the second dual carrige way.....

 

I sat behind him...real close and then backed off a bit floored it and got right up his arse and flicked out past him, the lad was shitting himself as I got closer and closer bet he thought I was anutter and would be joining him in the front seats!

 

The island was the best bit, I went round and round....just looking and laughing eachtime I went past...am I sad or what!!

 

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

I don't know if this counts but I got embarrest for someone else!!

 

Last night I was driving down th Birmingham Road and a mini with alad and his blonde bit of fluff in was right up my arse all the way down the road (about 2 miles) he was that close I couldn't see his lights! I was only doing 60mph......

 

I got to the end of the road and turned left onto the dual carrige way and and accelarated as you do..(BIG old led foot) had not noticed but this lad as obviously trying to impress this bit of fluff in his car and had gone into the other lane and tried to over take me, had not noticed and just accelrated like I normally do when I get oto some open road.....

 

All I saw was these headlights weave all over the road and settle back in the slow lane and get really tiny, I got to the end of the dual carrige way and turned righ at the island and the mini was still not at the island, so I went round, and round again, and for the third time and there he was....but the traffic was at such a point that he had to wiat for me to go round the island two more times before he could get out and then I changed my route home and went after him up the second dual carrige way.....

 

I sat behind him...real close and then backed off a bit floored it and got right up his arse and flicked out past him, the lad was shitting himself as I got closer and closer bet he thought I was anutter and would be joining him in the front seats!

 

The island was the best bit, I went round and round....just looking and laughing eachtime I went past...am I sad or what!!

 

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL