Ok,

 

Now I've never been one to be obsessed with keeping the underside of my bonnet obsenely clean. A quick steam clean and I'm happy.

 

However, after seeing Jeff's Platter of gleeming plastic, rubber and metal, it has left me some-what purturbed.

 

Therefore.....JEFF.....I have gone and purchased myself 3 tooth brushes and an obsene amount of kitchen towel and will be investing in some carb cleaner too.

 

Before I begin, does anyone have any other suggestions that could make me even more psychotically tapped?

Go for a Z poser smile you can be proud of by brushing your teeth with the brushes and carb cleaner. Windows down and grin!

 

You lot are keen with yer toothbrushes aren't ya???

 

When you're done you come round to me new house and take on the ultimate task, my outside toilet which is not looking its best so to speak!

 

Armitage Shanks would be none to impressed if they'd seen the evidence of mass carnage that'd taken on over the years!

 

You'll need more than carb cleaner aswell...ROFL

Chuck a can of dog food down it - the rotties will have it sparkling in no time !