Im turning into a pikey chav

[davido140]

I've now taken to storing car parts on the front lawn, now wheres my burberry shell suit??

[Craig David]

I've now taken to storing car parts on the front lawn, now wheres my burberry shell suit??

 

I've been feeling the need to but a shiny white Reebok shellsuit, some cheap gold chains and sovs recently.

 

I thought I coukld wear them to a big work party soon and appear like a 'big personality' rather than the idle drone I really am.

 

Perhaps that's a bad idea.

[splatt]

Dont suppose you have got a horse with dirty feet chained on the front lawn too have you?...pikey.

[Craig David]

I'm getting confused now between pikeys, chavs, gyppos and scummers.

:hyper:

[davido140]

I've been feeling the need to but a shiny white Reebok shellsuit, some cheap gold chains and sovs recently.

 

I thought I coukld wear them to a big work party soon and appear like a 'big personality' rather than the idle drone I really am.

 

Perhaps that's a bad idea.

 

 

Mate of mine went to a fancy dress party as a chav, shell suit, burberry hat and pound coins taped to his fingers for sovs!! PMSL

[davido140]

Dont suppose you have got a horse with dirty feet chained on the front lawn too have you?...pikey.

 

Nah, just some dags on bits of string!

[davido140]

I'm getting confused now between pikeys, chavs, gyppos and scummers.

:hyper:

 

 

I think it's all a bit of a grey area really, some live in caravans, some on crappy estates, some in really nice areas and have been given a free house by the council (grrrrrrrrrrrr) but they all need shooting! :rofl:

[splatt]

Pikeys/travellers...same thing (word pikey comes from someone who travels from point to point...called a 'pike' in history. (Yawn ...boring history lessons)

Gypsy...comes from romany gypo (from Romania funnily enough), used to travel in their horse drawn vans sharpening knives etc and NOT tarmaccing yer lawn for 'a fair price guv'. Never seen one...are they a myth?

[davido140]

Pikeys/travellers...same thing (word pikey comes from someone who travels from point to point...called a 'pike' in history. (Yawn ...boring history lessons)

Gypsy...comes from romany gypo (from Romania funnily enough), used to travel in their horse drawn vans sharpening knives etc and NOT tarmaccing yer lawn for 'a fair price guv'. Never seen one...are they a myth?

 

 

Saw some "proper" gypsies in Poland!! Middle aged woman and her ancient mother, I steered well clear, looked like they would put a curse on anybody that came within 10 yards of them!

[splatt]

Lucky heather?

[RichardS]

What kind of key can open any door?

 

A piKEY :dance: :tongue:

 

Richard :smw:

[Craig David]

Pikeys from Ireland, Gyppos from... central/eastern Europe (and both travellery-sorts)

 

Chavs wear burberry and tracksuits and from rough estates / prison then?

 

Imagine a PikeyChav then!

[pete shrimp]

I'm getting confused now between pikeys, chavs, gyppos and scummers.

:hyper:

 

Easy - simply store them in labelled cubicles in alphabetical order. End of confusion.