Returning from KFC tonight having returned my

order because they got it wrong again!

 

Just about to pass a BMW 328i on the dual

carriageway and he speeds up,I drop down to

third, floor it and blast him into my rear

view mirror.

 

Traffic lights are on red, stop side by side

revving for the launch, one light, two lights

Three lights GO GO GO GO,I kill him in 1st, lose him in 2nd,totally lost him in 3rd, brake hard for next set of lights, BMW eventually arrives, sit there laughing

and grinning at each other, i cannot believe the bastard wants more!

 

The lights changed to green and i did it all

over again, wouldn`t mind but i was supposed

to turn left at the first set of lights to

go home, just couldn`t miss the fun!

 

Ian

when will people learn... we drive the fastest cars on the road!!!

 

 

lads in work talking about our big bosses new 323i beemer - I said 'so what!'

 

Has anyone had a Cosworth off the lights?

Top Man!!! I love a Bimmer gettin' the spank of a lifetime..."drive the ultimate driving machine!"...yeah, cheerZ!

 

TODAY: cosworth that was behind me pulled next to me at lights ... his engine was revving, the lights were changing and .....

 

I WAS IN MY OTHER CAR!!!

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by T3RBO (edited 14-10-2001).]

I had a head to head from a standing start with a cosworth in my old calibra turbo (I had it chipped up to 260bhp) both cars were identical up to 120mph at which stage the calibra began to pull ahead, by 135mph the calibra was a good 10 car lengths ahead. This was also the point at which I slowed down, due to a loud screaming noise coming from inside the calibra( turned out to be my girlfriend. I raced the calibra against the Z before I sold it, and the calibra was quicker up to 30mph at which point the Z destroyed it

bmw drivers are mostly coc*s...i should know - i own one ;o)

 

it's quite quick - but I still know what would (and what wouldn't) whup it away from the lights etc. yet I still get a lot of 318 drivers trying it on. did get a laugh from destroying a 330ci up a slip road the other day. the look on the tossers face in the rear view was priceless. "yes my 7 year old car _can_ beat your 1 month old £40k pride and joy"...how do you like them apples ;o)

 

can't wait to get a car with turbos ;o(

Funny you should mention a Calibra Turbo. Coming back from Wazza's last night, one followed my for about 5 miles and wanted to race at EVERY set of lights. Funny thing was, I was destroying him each time and I was getting bored but he still wanted to keep going. Eventually I turned the boost up and just left him for good