:mad:

 

Ballsed up my u-turn and failded my DAS motorbike test. Look up look up look ****ing up he kept telling me, but would I listen? The trouble is I LOVE GOING ON THE BIKE!!!! I have only been on a 500cc but when you go from the lights in that there is nothing like it.

 

The instructor was excellent but I am just a crap person to teach. Now getting pissed to forget what a tit I am.....

 

Ooops. You can tell I'm pissed- I meant Tony C.

Gutted for you mate. Only advice I would give is book it again now (or wait till your sober, trying top book a driving test while p1ssed may give the wrong impression)

Bad luck mate..lot of people forget to look where they want to go and look at where they are so cause themselves probs. Trouble is there are no second chances on a u turn on your test. Sounds like everything else went ok (you didnt say it had'nt !!)

Book it again.

Don't worry mate, just book it up and do it again. Concentrate and deep breaths....

 

Just be careful and when (not if) you pass, don't go back to work on the company bike which they lent you and fall over in the car park. In full Belstaff oversuit. On a 125. Which (being 6' 3" and bulgy) makes you look enough of a silvery michelin man pr4t anyway. In full view of two floors of fellow company workers. When you work for Kawasaki.......

 

.....aaaaaaaaaaargh

Get p----d when you pass,it's a much better hangover!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Chas,also a biker(years & years & years & years.....................) :x:

For U turns on a bike, look up where you're going (bikes are like mowing the law, you have to look at the end of the lawn, if you loook down in front of the mower you go all wonky).

Control the speed with the back brake. Use plenty of throttle and control the revs with the clutch. It sounds complex but it's easy and it works.