This is an article from my advanced motorists newsletter which came this morning. Will it happen..............

 

At least my scanner still works :D

Seems we are all morons :rolleyes: What a :xxx:

On One lesson this instructor was being a bit of an arse

he was talking about block changing i.e. 3rd to 5th on a motorway sliproad,

So left in second..............WE ARE NOT ON A FUKKIN RUNWAY!!!!!!!!!!

'I Know, but I am just making sure we join at the correct speed in front of the HGV who's is restricted to 60 miles an hour, so that we do not have to change into the middle lane as soon as we get onto the motorway as I cannot judge what the traffic conditions are like behind it due to the bushes on the right of the sliproad. I know it clear infront of him as I was watching for this when we were going around the roundabout. :rolleyes: '

Probably writen by some 'Moron' do-gooder, who would let convicted criminals out of prison if they said sorry to their victims, stop parents from being 'Real' parents, stop schools from having any form of punishment for kids!! etc, etc, etc.........

 

Stupid ****ing ****er :xxx:

 

...and this could be seen to affect the police's ability to do their job properly....

 

Yeah like catch muggers, rapists, arsonists etc, etc.......... I think you get my point by now ;)

The problem they have is the law does not stop you from receiving RF signals, if they make IR detectors illegal in cars, then all stereos with remotes would also have to be banned LOL :D

Yeah but is it really gonna stop any of us using them? No chance!!!

 

I use a combo of a Bluei GPS thingie and a LRC laser jammer, sure the jammer is a bit of a grey area as far as the legality goes but who cares!! Anyway I keep the box it came in tucked away in the boot, it says in big letter Laser Remote Control with a nice picture of a car remotely opening a garage door, thats what it's for officer!! :D

If they take you to court with it though, you need to have the garage doors at home to open with it ;) Or you could say its to turn your telly on when you get home cos the mrs keeps losing the remote :D

The problem they have is the law does not stop you from receiving RF signals, if they make IR detectors illegal in cars, then all stereos with remotes would also have to be banned LOL :D

 

 

And digital camcorders as for some reason pick up the light from remote controls

It wouldnt be illegal to own one, have it fitted - but if you get caught using it, you will be in trouble for obstructing the police from doing their job. Which is robbing us of our hard earned money - Just fit it in a nice unobtrusive place so its not obvious. I think the Skylines could have them fitted as an option in the front bumpers.....So there you go!

TV remote, I like it :D

 

"Yes officer, I simply drive up onto the lawn and point the car through the front window of my house to change channels!" :ROFL: