MONDAYS:

8:00 - "Husseinfeld"

8:30 - "Mad About Everything"

9:00 - "Suddenly Sanctions"

9:30 - "3rd Rock From the Sand"

10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

 

TUESDAYS:

8:00 - "Wheel of Terror"

8:30 - "The Price is Right If Usama Says Its Right"

9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"

9:30 - "Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"

10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Slayer"

 

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00 - "Who Wants to be a Koran Perverter"

8:30 - "When the Northern Alliance Attacks"

9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita Bread"

9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"

10:00 - "Veilwatch"

 

THURSDAYS:

8:00 - "Matima Loves Chachi"

8:30 - "M*U*S*T*A*S*H"

9:00 - "Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils"

9:30 - "Sand Trek"

10:00 - "Moammar & Mindy"

 

FRIDAYS:

8:00 - "Judge Laden"

8:30 - "My Two Baghdads"

9:00 - "Survivor...I hope"

9:30 - "Achmed's Creek"

10:00 - "No-witness News"

 

SATURDAYS:

8:00 - "Let's Mecca Deal"

8:30 - "Taliban Squares"

9:00 - "This Old Tent"

9:30 - "No Sex in the City"

10:00 - "Mullah's Place"

 

SUNDAYS:

8:00 - "Who's Goat Is it Anyway?"

8:30 - "The Bedouin Bunch"

9:00 - "My Three Huns"

9:30 - "The Sultan of Queens"

10:00 - "I Dream of Jihad"

 

 

Dont forget the special Jumbo Sunday Edition of Fawlty Towers.

Oh fuck I should not have thought that, never mind typed it