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NZR - But Oh SO Funny!

Quotes From The Perfect Woman (?):

 

1.) "I'll swallow it all...I just love the taste!"

 

2.) "Are you sure you've had enough beer?"

 

3.) "I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!"

 

4.) "Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tawnee over for a threesome!"

 

5.) "If I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!"

 

6.) "I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?"

 

7.) "You're so sexy when you're hung over."

 

8.) "I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping."

 

9.) "Let's subscribe to Hustler."

 

10.) "Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?"

 

11.) "Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses."

 

12.) "I'll be out painting the house."

 

13.) "I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too."

 

14.) "Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!"

 

15.) "I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house."

 

16.) "No, no, I'll take the car to have the oil changed."

 

17.) "Your mother did a great job raising you."

 

18.) "Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself new clubs."

 

19.) "I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year for God's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever."

 

20.) "Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?"

 

21.) "Not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!"

 

22.) "Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8."

 

23.) "You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings."

 

24.) "That was a great fart! Do another one!"

 

25.) "I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya!"

 

No offence intended to our 'Huge' female following on the site!!

 

LMAO.... biggrin.gif

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

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LMFAO m8 biggrin.gif

 

CheerZ,

 

Andy

Muwhahahahah biggrin.gif biggrin.gif imagine that was true,

 

well i suppose pay her £20000 per hour and shell do all that and give you vd ? wink.gif

biggrin.gif CLASS GEEZER!!! biggrin.gif

 

Put a smile on me face that did... LMAO

 

You whoop that Greek team on Saturday mate??? Hope so! wink.gif

 

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Timmy Lad,

 

Yep we whoooped the Greek side 3-1

 

Wake Green GC 1 - 3 Alcoa

Dimitri(86) Harper(10)

Lloyd(54)

Eyles(83)

 

As you can see I scored our second goal, put thru by Gary Eyles (scored the 3rd) and chipped the out rushing goalkeeper from 20'ish yards. I did return the favour tho' and set up Gary Eyles for his goal, played a quick 1-2 and that put him clear, he rounded the goalkeeper and slotted home.

 

Good game and lots of beer after!

 

I love my Saturdays!

 

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Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

I just knew that would coe out properly!

 

Goals for Alcoa were;

 

Harper (10)

Lloyd (54)

Eyles (83)

 

Wake Green GC were the opposition!!

 

Matty.

 

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Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce...Bounce... (sorry no sound!) LOL

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