Well i'll put myself up as candidate.

 

1990 Auto Twin Turbo Import

 

With:-

 

Brake Judder

Smoking badley from the passenger side some days. Very smelly oil smoke (hopefully because too much oil in car, probally summat worse)

Rad Fan not working even after replacing relay.

Loss of boost power, seems to be fine if i boot it first time, then into saftey boost straight after.

Needs a service.

 

Dont know where to start on her now as laready spent over a grand in 2 months fixing other bits.

 

Anybody have a crapper car.

91 J spec manwell -

 

engine 50 meters away from car

no front nose

front lights somwhere up north

crappy tweed rear seats

 

:tongue: Alex

Mine has no bling, looks stock and is always dirty, does that qualify ?!

its works though john, mine has no bling and is stock (apart from mongooses exhausts, which you cant see thru the smoke).

Mine has no bling, looks stock and is always dirty, does that qualify ?!

Looks stock, what on 18" BBS LM's and kin huge brakes.

 

It certainly doesnt sound stock, does it John. ;)

 

Oh and mine.......

 

Front bumper has a split in it

O2 sensors are knackered

PCV's need replacing

N/S Intercooler is split

Intermittant missfire (Grrrr)

Exhaust bracket broken

Needs a respray

Slicks on the back

Bullet hole on windsvreen

Bling is dirty :tongue:

 

All the best

 

Rich

No it dosen't sound very stock :D

And it'll never have any bling :nono:

You got a shiny exhaust and a chrome HICAS eliminator.

 

Your just a secret Bling King :rofl: :rofl:

 

No it dosen't sound very stock :D

And it'll never have any bling :nono:

You won't let me forget that eliminator will you!! Maybe I should paint it black ;)

That is easy.

 

 

Me.

why's your the worst?

You won't let me forget that eliminator will you!! Maybe I should paint it black ;)

 

I'm sure Matty will have some black Hammerite left... then again I think he used it all :x:

why's your the worst?

 

(Takes a deep breath)

 

Crack in centre of windscreen

Guddering brakes

Poor performance (except for first gear)

Blowing exahust

Dent's and scratches (Parked on a very narrow one way street)

Bonnet colour is a different shade to the rest of the bodywork

Strong oil smell after driving (PCV valves replaced)

Missfires on start sometimes

Uneven tyre wear

Very tatty drivers leather seat

Pulls to left

Spolier cracked and full of moisture

Bootlid rattles and bangs

Suspension very soft and drifts

Lots of rattles and creaks

Dodgey temp sensor/harness

 

 

Think that's it :cry:

 

BTW my ZX is up for sale, any takers. LMFAO

I'm sure Matty will have some black Hammerite left... then again I think he used it all :x:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Theres some good selling points on here :p

I'm sure Matty will have some black Hammerite left... then again I think he used it all :x:

 

John I have a brush and a tin of the stuff I have no need for, yours if you want it....:D ;)

 

Matty.

who has the worst z

 

(mental note to look at this post before buying any car in the sell forum) :shock: :tongue:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Give me till billing........and I'll be blinging.......

 

......What am I saying, it already is shiny but I'm still adding.....

 

:slap: :rofl:

 

Matty.

And after all the problems we still keep the Z

ok- might not win the prize, but I'm a sure runner up:

 

Dodgy det sensor=saftey boost- gonna bodge it shortly with resistor trick

O2 sensors shot

Runs lumpy

Low oil pressure

Slow

Wiring shot- all coil pack connectors need re-doing

Majorly overdue a service

Prop shaft bush colapsed

Steering wheel got a about an inch play left to right

Missing covers in wheel arch

Cracked cowlings at bottom of windscreen

Knackered autobox

Brakes shot

Speed limiter needs removing- clocks still in kph- beeps at me over 70mph

Front bumper riddled with stonechips

Gouge in painwork on wing

Bonnet paintwork hazy

Scuffs on rear bumper

Leaky targas

Wing mirror flaps about at over 60mph

Shockers need replacing

Front fog lamps held in with blue-tac

Exhaust bangs against chassis over bumps

Doesnt drive straight

Sills colapsed under each jacking point (wasnt me!)

Driver electric window crunches when lowering- think its gonna break soon.

 

Oh and the ciggy lighter dont work :rofl:

 

I'm all depressed now- think I'll go and buy a lottery ticket and if that dont work, it'll have to be a 0% credit card :cry:

 

p.s I would sell it if I thought I could, but probably only get half the money I paid for it. Would of course then buy another zed with everything done on it ;)

Who's got the worse zx

 

citreon zx

 

steve

Who's got the worse zx

 

citreon zx

 

steve

 

LMAO :dance: :rofl:

 

Even the crappiest Zed on here is better than any one of those....

 

.....should be rebadged Shitroen :tongue:

 

Richard :p

In the short time ive had my Z i seem to replace 1 thing! and ohh s*it there goes another doh :mad: theres to many sensors on the damm thing i wish it would sense the debt collector coming :p

ive got the grubbiest engine bay!! (apparently) wont find no "bling" under there!! (WTF is bling????? :confused: )

nothing gets cleaned, polished or otherwise touched unless im repairing it or making it go quicker!! ;) :D

(Takes a deep breath)

 

Crack in centre of windscreen

Guddering brakes

Poor performance (except for first gear)

Blowing exahust

Dent's and scratches (Parked on a very narrow one way street)

Bonnet colour is a different shade to the rest of the bodywork

Strong oil smell after driving (PCV valves replaced)

Missfires on start sometimes

Uneven tyre wear

Very tatty drivers leather seat

Pulls to left

Spolier cracked and full of moisture

Bootlid rattles and bangs

Suspension very soft and drifts

Lots of rattles and creaks

Dodgey temp sensor/harness

 

Sounds like the autotrader advert for pete_shrimps car, no wonder he can't sell it.

 

Mine is the worst zx ever its a very rare, Ltd Edition Volvo S40 300zx

I thought Hermie won that competition!

 

ive got the grubbiest engine bay!! (apparently) wont find no "bling" under there!! (WTF is bling????? :confused: )

nothing gets cleaned, polished or otherwise touched unless im repairing it or making it go quicker!! ;) :D

Sounds like the autotrader advert for pete_shrimps car, no wonder he can't sell it.

 

Mine is the worst zx ever its a very rare, Ltd Edition Volvo S40 300zx

 

Sold! To you - for that remark :xxx:;)