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I heard they make your knob fall off

 

wrong -they make your balls shrivel up :tongue:

They have to have a negative affect in the long run. The fact you have tests shows things could go wrong.

 

I don't drink much at all - 2-4 pints a weeks. Paracetamol rarely (prefer aspirin).

 

Also, the tape measure doesn't directly measure strength or speed. Some of the weights I lift suggest I am on steroids.

 

 

how can a weight you lift suggest you are on steroids?

 

i was under the impression that steroids give you spongy bigger muscles that can do less work than naturally aquired hard muscles.

OMG its like old wives tales with a bit of urban myth! Keep going this is very entertaining.

I think the heaviest thing Nelson has ever lifted is a shirt :shock:

how can a weight you lift suggest you are on steroids?

-----------> because I'm lifting the same weights which lots of roid-heads lift and have been told twice that I must be on steroids because of my development.

 

i was under the impression that steroids give you spongy bigger muscles that can do less work than naturally aquired hard muscles.

 

steroids aid the recovery process, allowing you to train harder and more frequently. they also increase maximum potential I wud assume. - ie. you don't get natural bodybuilders competing in pro events because they don't take steroids and are noticeably smaller.

 

steroids DO increase strength - but have been told this disappears once the steroids stop -so it's temporary I think. I'm not sure about the spongy aspect :confused:

I think the heaviest thing Nelson has ever lifted is a shirt :shock:

 

good quality shirts can weigh a fair amount ! :tongue: so don't mock

DOH! Sorry posted on the wrong thread! :)

u r a shameless hussy aren't you !! :eek: :smw:

steroids just another prick in your arse ???

steroids aid the recovery process, allowing you to train harder and more frequently. they also increase maximum potential I wud assume. - ie. you don't get natural bodybuilders competing in pro events because they don't take steroids and are noticeably smaller.

 

steroids DO increase strength - but have been told this disappears once the steroids stop -so it's temporary I think. I'm not sure about the spongy aspect :confused:

 

Government Health Warning!

 

Please ignore Nelson, he talks crap, none of the above is correct. I lecture to GP's and consultants about anabolic steroid use, Nelson just takes things off his car to save weight???

 

I lecture to GP's and consultants about anabolic steroid use, QUOTE]

 

What ?! r u the guinea-pig ?

 

I've never understood why you can get steroids for bodybuilding on prescription from a doctor - please educate me ?

 

r u honestly trying to say steroids for bodybuilding are not harmful ?

I wanna see nelson and roy have a punch up :D

 

ill put £50 quid towards charity if they do

I wanna see nelson and roy have a punch up :D

 

I don't dislike him that much -and after seeing photos he'd prolly bust my ass neways.

Mike I'll give you £50!

 

Nelson what are u spouting on about. Of course you could in theory get anabolic steroids on prescription, they are medicines FFS! But no your doctors not going to prescribe them to you unless youve lost both your testicles! Actually in your case they might.:D

 

Of course abuse of any drug, legit or not can cause you problems but its uneducated trash that causes ignorant people to abuse substances. I lecture to health professionals because people are ignorant including GP's who spent a whopping 4 hours on Anabolic steroids in their 7 year study?

 

So,

 

No nothing drops off or disappears or goes spongy? However you can gain mass, which in effect makes your Z or SX or whatever it is you own this week slower!:D

I don't dislike him that much -and after seeing photos he'd prolly bust my ass neways.

 

You sure about that?

Drugs? Got some awesome 'white widow' last night - OMFG talk about the giggles :D:D:D

Caption competition:

 

"I wish I had a nob big enough to fill my hands..."

Funny, coz my Brothers little collie is on steroids coz she's had a stroke but I haven't seen her weight lifting the sofa with her front paws just yet!?!?!?!

 

But it proves that you can get them on prescription! ROFLMFFFAAAOOO :) :)

Andy Ive got that aswell. Get the bloody munchies though! 2 Tubs of Ben & Jerries!!! Felt sick after but I think that was the Stella! Or the mushrooms??

LOL yeah it don't mix too well with alcohol - shame really :( LMAO In fact, why not make one now....... ;):D

LOL yeah it don't mix too well with alcohol

 

Especially Stella eh mate? LOL :)

Next meet, if there is one :rolleyes: come over and talk to us, just don't stand with your back towards Baggins :rofl:

 

i am fairly sure there is a next meet.... i will have a chat to micheal to be sure...i dont get the last part of your thread must be a private joke?....

 

i will come over and have a chat and a look.... keep meaning to but where i dont see the guys, by the time we all had a chat and wondered over to the pizza place it usally is near clear out time... then i see all the cars outside the pub and you guys are in the corner.....i have tried to chat but when your all in a group your to busy talking to each other.... as i would myself ;)

 

cheers pops

Timmy what kind of "roids" did you have? Were they steroids? I remember you got some cream from the doctors to shrink them anyway. :tongue:

Paul

LMFAO, you cheeky Monkey Hanging bugger! ROFL

LMFAO, you cheeky Monkey Hanging bugger! ROFL

 

Actually Mr Turbo it was Hartlepool that hung the monkey.

So I would avoid the place if I were you,I hear they still have the rope :rofl:

Paul