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French legend Marcel Desailly's football career is over after an amazing six letter outburst directed at TV pundit Big 'Ron' Atkinson.
The Chelsea centre back stunned ITV viewers with a tirade against Atkinson during Tuesday night's live coverage of his side's Champions league semi-final defeat in Monaco.
With the game slipping away from Chelsea in the second half, Desailly was clearly seen to mouth a derogatory statement about Atkinson.
Although this is a family-oriented website, we have decided to publish that tirade in full.
Desailly called Atkinson 'Cheap Orange Trash' and a 'Fake Tan Chunky Boy' before laying out Fernando Morientes with a casually misplaced elbow to the head.
Pressure groups were last night up in arms over Desailly's comments: The South Florida Orange Growers' Association called the outburst 'A blatant attempt to demonise all things orangey' and a spokesperson for Outspan added that 'This was fruitism of the very worst kind which leaves a nasty taste in the mouth, unlike our consistently juicy and delicious products.'
Atkinson himself was unavailable for comment as he was holed up in a tanning booth with six kilos of jewellery and a karaoke machine.
But a contrite Desailly issued the following statement: "I made a stupid statement which I regret. It left me no option but to resign. At the moment I can't believe I did it. It was just a moment of stupidity."
"I was very frustrated during the game because I thought Cheslea could have won. I regret making the comments and I apologise to anyone I may have offended. If you look at my track record as a player, I was one of the first in the game to give oranges a chance, especially at half time."
Desailly's manager, Claudio Ranieri, confirmed that he had received a letter of resignation from Marcel.
It is understood that he then turned it into a plane and then a hat and then a paper chain.