What will you call yourself? What weapon will you use in your fight against crime? What kind of transportation will you have? How will you get your powers? Who will your enemy be? What team will you be a part of?

 

Well, stop worrying! All the answers are right here

 

http://www.humorscope.com/hero.html

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Red Dude

Secret Identity: Dave Harrison

Special Power: Mystical Finger

Transportation: Wonder Horse

Weapon: Ion Blunderbuss

Costume: Spandex Sport Coat

Sidekick: Hop-a-long Cassie

Nemesis: John the Nasty

Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness

Favorite Food: Key Lime Pie

 

 

I can live with that :D

 

Dave

I wanna be David Hasselhoff and have a perm and a talking car.

oh yes i get the quantum plane and the kevlar gauntlets

 

does life get any better than this ??????

:dance: :dance: :dance: :dance:

 

Name: Storm Person

Secret Identity: alex wheeler

Special Power: Nuclear Force

Transportation: Quantum Plane

Weapon: Ice Sling

Costume: Kevlar Gauntlets

Sidekick: Clarence

Nemesis: Marvin the Assassin

Tragic Flaw: Claustrophobia

Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

p.s.

 

sidekick called clarence :xxx:

 

what's that all about :nono:

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Grey Brother

Secret Identity: Daniel Dudley

Special Power: Invisibility

Transportation: Magnetic Minivan

Weapon: Lightning Grenade

Costume: Fireproof Robe

Sidekick: Caruthers

Nemesis: John the Younger

Tragic Flaw: Narcolepsy

Favorite Food: Lasagna

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Scary Person

Secret Identity: x biker

Special Power: Nuclear Fart

Transportation: Turbo Jet

Weapon: Graviton Spear

Costume: Silk Overalls

Sidekick: Mary Anne

Nemesis: Eric the Black

Tragic Flaw: Fear of clams

Favorite Food: French Toast

 

Beware the Nuclear FART!!!! :rofl: :rofl:

X-BIKER

Have you made that one up!?

My special power; walk through walls! how good is that!

Just done one for the rest of the staff, they like it!

Jesus they want tomorrows too!

Arthur

X-BIKER

Have you made that one up!?

My special power; walk through walls! how good is that!

Just done one for the rest of the staff, they like it!

Jesus they want tomorrows too!

Arthur

 

 

No! I didn't make it up. I put my name in as "x biker" and that's what came out! :rofl: I'm off to don my super sexy silk overalls now, and try to get over my fear of 'clams' (not of the bearded variety though!) :rofl: :hyper:

Name: Black Person

Secret Identity: ***********, wouldn't be much of a secret if i left it in

Special Power: Freezing Tentacles, i read it as squeezing testicles, which is better

Transportation: Quantum Car

Weapon: Psionic Spear

Costume: Bronze Coveralls

Sidekick: Bufurt

Nemesis: Arnold the Sneaky

Tragic Flaw: Laziness

Favorite Food: Cheez Whiz

Name; Lightning Flame

Secret ID **** ******

Special power; Nuclear Gaze

Transportation; Turbo Minivan

Weapon; Flame Lasso

Costume; Lead Underpants

Side Kick; Pippin

Nemesis; Tim The Evil

Tragic Flaw: Deadly Farts

Favorite Food; Bake Beans

 

According to people in the office is almost spot on.

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Lightning Wolf

Secret Identity: Guy Stevens

Special Power: Lightning Lips

Transportation: Electric Skateboard

Weapon: Psionic Gun

Costume: Lead Cape

Sidekick: Dirk Deadly

Nemesis: Harold the Assassin

Tragic Flaw: Fear of peanut butter

Favorite Food: Fried Chicken

 

Lightning lips, woo, my mrs will be pleased!!! ;)

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Black Panther

Secret Identity: ivan taylor

Special Power: Incredible Ears

Transportation: Nuclear Submarine

Weapon: Psychotronic Blunderbuss

Costume: Leopard Skin Skin

Sidekick: Jumpin' Jim

Nemesis: Melvin the Crafty

Tragic Flaw: Fear of timber wolves

Favorite Food: Cheetos

I wanna be David Hasselhoff and have a perm and a talking car.

 

 

The car had a puff's voice!

 

"MMmmmmm... Okayyy. Michael......mmmmmmm"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Name: Light Person

Secret Identity: Barry Smith

Special Power: Twisting Tentacles

Transportation: Electric Umbrella

Weapon: Psionic Blade

Costume: Fireproof Cowl

Sidekick: Clarence

Nemesis: Tim the Deadly

Tragic Flaw: Laziness (spot on)

Favorite Food: Ritz Crackers

Name: Blue Wolf

Secret Identity: Richard Newton

Special Power: Freezing Bat

Transportation: Magnetic Car...................Well nearly a Z

Weapon: Dimensional Blunderbuss

Costume: Golden Overalls

Sidekick: Mary Anne

Nemesis: Jack the Deadly

Tragic Flaw: Clumsiness

Favorite Food: Melon

 

OR

 

Name: Scary Cat

Secret Identity: chunk

Special Power: Nuclear Blast

Transportation: Nuclear Rollerblades

Weapon: Psychotronic Gun

Costume: Alligator Overalls

Sidekick: Samwise

Nemesis: Tim the Elder

Tragic Flaw: Big nose

Favorite Food: Stroganoff

Name: Duke Brother

Secret Identity: Scott Wilson

Special Power: Invisibility

Transportation: Alien Minivan

Weapon: Quantum Blunderbuss

Costume: Silk Shorts

Sidekick: Dirk Deadly

Nemesis: Cindy the Yodeller

Tragic Flaw: Addicted to garlic

Favorite Food: Strawberries

 

Hee hee, sounds good to me.

Name: Blue Man

Secret Identity: Jimmy Huge balls

Special Power: Walk through walls

Transportation: Nuclear Motorcycle

Weapon: Ice Rifle

Costume: Bulletproof Shorts

Sidekick: Dumbo

Nemesis: Ming the Riddler

Tragic Flaw: Fear of falling

Favorite Food: Cashews

 

Jimmy huge balls has bulletproof shorts! Nice one!

Calculating your superhero identity for the day...

 

Searching FBI databases...

Tuning quantum interferometer...

Tossing electrons in the air...

 

 

 

 

Your Superhero Identity For Today Is:

 

 

Name: Duke Boy

Secret Identity: Cos

Special Power: Crackling Feet

Transportation: Space Skateboard

Weapon: Dimensional Cannon

Costume: Electric Underwear

Sidekick: Bones

Nemesis: Arnold the Ugly

Tragic Flaw: Fear of rodents

Favorite Food: Tofu

Name: Blue Runner

Secret Identity: Dave Haylett

Special Power: Bionic Spear

Transportation: Magnetic Rocket

Weapon: Gamma Cannon

Costume: Golden Leotard

Sidekick: Clarence

Nemesis: Marvin the Unspeakable

Tragic Flaw: Fear of cats

Favorite Food: Chocolate

 

GOLDEN LEOTARD!!!! :mad: